Bus slogans!

[gripper stebson]

I've noticed that B&H Buses are asking the general public for slogans for the back of their buses....

Current ones are things like 'See Views' etc..

We can beat that can't we!

slogans@buses.co.uk

'GET BLOWN ON BRIGHTON SEAFRONT'

 

[maffew]

I just got "get out your f***ing car and go green you fat c_unt" rejected by their email filter!?

 

[Leekbrookgull]

Give up your BMW, and travell by bus ! On back of a First bus in Stoke. :thud:

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

"Meet the dregs of society - get the bus"

 

[Mendoza]

"it IS cheap, the prices go up again next month"

 

[Wilko]

I just got "get out your f***ing car and go green you fat c_unt" rejected by their email filter!?

Political correctness gone mad INNIT

 

[Mendoza]

"Bring water proofs, we WILL be late"

 

[supaseagull]

"never on time"

or

"your fare is Roger French's bonus"

or

"Crap smell up top"

 

[SurreySeagulls]

get the bus, just don't talk to the natives

on buses going through Whitehawk

 

[SurreySeagulls]

Getting the bus makes it easier to collect your Social

 

[Mendoza]

"The Fare Increase is to pay our 10% pay increase because 8% wasnt enough"

 

[Gully]

Travel by bus, it's chavtastic!

 

[SUUUUUUUPER Kev The Ape]

Getting the bus makes it easier to collect your Social

 

[gripper stebson]

Get The Bus - Sit on Sick.

 

[Bluejuice]

Got no friends?

Then pop down the shops on the bus - it's marginally cheaper than parking your car in town if you've nobody to split the cost with

 

[Bluejuice]

YOUR car hurts the environment
OUR buses just hurt your pocket

 

[Bluejuice]

At least you can still have a drink

(accompanied by picture of stinking tramp looking forlornly at a tube train)

 

[Bluejuice]

Could be worse, could be the f***ing train

 

[CHAPPERS]

The Bus - Because watching old people fall over is funny

 

[Badger]

Statistics prove you're more likely to get stabbed on a bus than in your car, go on take a risk get that Nightbus