Budweiser - tossers

[Easy 10]

I picked up one of those little Live Sport TV fixture lists down the pub at lunchtime today, you know the ones that show which match is being shown live on Sky or Setanta and when. It appears to have been produced by Budweiser as it has their logo plastered all across the front.

Anyway, screaming at me in BIG CAPITALS is Budweisers suggestion that I \"GET OFF THE SOFA AND DOWN THE LOCAL !\", no doubt to bask in the intoxicatingly spectacular showcase that is the Premiership these days. Now were I a glory-hunting Chelsea-clad media-brainwashed NUMBSKULL then I would of course take their advice, and ensure I took my place amongst the like-minded \"Sussex Reds\" of this world by camping out in the pub in my JJB-purchased replica shirt, where I could recite all manner of ill-informed tripe and liquidised bullshit fresh from the pages of the nearest redtop about Lampards latest contract negotiations and Ronaldos new earring.

Thanks for the suggestion Budweiser, but I think when I get off the sofa, I won;t be doing it to go down the pub with the JJB brigade and drink your watery piss in front of a plasma. I;ll do it to go out and support my LOCAL TEAM, actually IN THE GROUND ! Hows that for a marketing concept eh ? You yankie fuckwits.


That is all.

 

[ManOnTheRun]

Nicely put Easy ... how many pints at lunchtime btw?

 

[Monkster]

Its the little things that annoy.....

 

[Easy 10]

Nicely put Easy ... how many pints at lunchtime btw?

Just the two lager tops. Very refreshing. Glorious sunshine. Horny barmaid.

 

[The Wookiee]

Just the two lager tops. Very refreshing. Glorious sunshine. Horny barmaid.

Was it Budweiser ?

 

[Easy 10]

Surprisingly not. It was Beater.

 

[readingstockport]

They interviewed some tosser from setanta on radio 4 this morning and the thick twat keept on about how their showing matches on tv would 'allow fans to watcht he game live'.

NO KNOBBER, it allows you wankers to watch it on TV. Watching a game live is sitting (or standing) in a ground watching the f***ing game live. It's pertty sad when people now reagrd tv as 'live' football.

 

[Herne Hill Seagull]

Budweiser also brew beer which tastes like urine-marinated burnt plastic, and had the cheek to try to stop the Czechs for using their name, when they came along about 300 years later.

Entirely agree with you Easy. Fuckers.

 

[Marshy]

horny barmaid in the Star ?
Might have to give that establishment another go at lunch times !

 

[Easy 10]

Well theres two actually Marshy. Not much in the way of BANGERS mind, but theyre both quite lithe and highly presentable.

 

[Grendel]

Budweiser also brew beer which tastes like urine-marinated burnt plastic, and had the cheek to try to stop the Czechs for using their name, when they came along about 300 years later.

The Americans were brewing it almost 20 years before the Czechs, actually. Anheuser-Busch started brewing Budweiser in 1876. Budvar didn't commence brewing until 1895. Some cheek, eh?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Easier to watch
No financial commitment
Instant glory

Sign of the times.

 

[Herne Hill Seagull]

The Americans were brewing it almost 20 years before the Czechs, actually. Anheuser-Busch started brewing Budweiser in 1876. Budvar didn't commence brewing until 1895. Some cheek, eh?

I believe that relates specifically to the company which brews the 'modern' Budvar, whom Anheuser-Busch sued, Grendel old bean. The Yanks were brewing their Budweiser before the Budvar company specifically, yes. The word Budweiser though, relating to that type of beer, comes from the place name Budweis and goes back to the 13th century. So I stand by my call - some cheek indeed.

I also stand by my assertion that the American stuff is shit, and the Czech stuff is drinkable.