Brum mob by Burger King/pier

[Dave the OAP]

I did here London pompous had organised a " tea party" for the brummy boys.

God bless the queen of Belgium

 

[London Pompous]

I did here London pompous had organised a " tea party" for the brummy boys.

God bless the queen of Belgium

Listen you slaaaag. Scratchcard, Size 5, Big Vern, Longpockets and me had a meeting with some of their top boys organised today, it was only for those ITK as the OB were too busy looking after you scarfers.

Can't go into too much detail as walls have ears, suffice to say they went home with their tails between their legs after Mary Berry said Longpockets' Apple Strudel was worth a Michelin Star by itself, and Paul Hollywood ejaculated when he sank his teeth into Big Vern's Victoria sponge.

You lot can keep talking about Spanish Dave and playoffs, whilst me and the rest of HPACC are keeping the streets clean of nawtiness from non locals, savvy?

God Bless the Queen Mum and Jasper Carrott.

 

[Dave the OAP]

Listen you slaaaag. Scratchcard, Size 5, Big Vern, Longpockets and me had a meeting with some of their top boys organised today, it was only for those ITK as the OB were too busy looking after you scarfers.

Can't go into too much detail as walls have ears, suffice to say they went home with their tails between their legs after Mary Berry said Longpockets' Apple Strudel was worth a Michelin Star by itself, and Paul Hollywood ejaculated when he sank his teeth into Big Vern's Victoria sponge.

You lot can keep talking about Spanish Dave and playoffs, whilst me and the rest of HPACC are keeping the streets clean of nawtiness from non locals, savvy?

God Bless the Queen Mum and Jasper Carrott.

So big Vern has been released from that Moroccan cell for supplying out of date pineapple chunks to the mujaheddin? I saw beryl the botty down in shoreditch dolling out a bit of treatment to an Australian sheep shearer who looked at her " in a funny way"

God bless the French aristocracy.

 

[BN9 BHA]

Interesting

And??

Who you supporting this week? Why were you not in Oxford supporting your team?
Pompey outnumbered your lot by the way.

 

[BN9 BHA]

At least they have some taste, Burger King is so much tastier than McDonald's. What are they ordering?

So much tastier you said it twice.

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

Listen you slaaaag. Scratchcard, Size 5, Big Vern, Longpockets and me had a meeting with some of their top boys organised today, it was only for those ITK as the OB were too busy looking after you scarfers.

Can't go into too much detail as walls have ears, suffice to say they went home with their tails between their legs after Mary Berry said Longpockets' Apple Strudel was worth a Michelin Star by itself, and Paul Hollywood ejaculated when he sank his teeth into Big Vern's Victoria sponge.

You lot can keep talking about Spanish Dave and playoffs, whilst me and the rest of HPACC are keeping the streets clean of nawtiness from non locals, savvy?

God Bless the Queen Mum and Jasper Carrott.

I wish you were my dad.

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Interesting

What were they doing in Oxford?

 

[Joe Nobody]

Just imagine if we had the internet 25 years ago. How many pages would we have got out of Birmingham v the North West corner at the Goldstone.

 

[dingodan]

Short bald fat man outside my local chip shop.

 

[Chicken Runner61]

Short bald fat man outside my local chip shop.

Elvis?

 

[dingodan]

He's gone now.

 

[Chicken Runner61]

He's gone now.

Elvis is dead?

 

[dingodan]

Elvis is dead?

He's left the building.

Uh-huh-huh

 

[Chicken Runner61]

Probably got his chips all shook up

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

interesting

would have been 20 years ago
regards
DR

 

[Chicken Runner61]

would have been 20 years ago
regards
DR

Elvis died before that - you twonk

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

elvis died before that - you twonk

what you getting all shook up about
regards
DR

 

[BN9 BHA]

Elvis died before that - you twonk

Whooooosh

 

[Chicken Runner61]

Whooooosh

Whooooooosh!

 

[BN9 BHA]

Whooooooosh!

Whoosh again