Bruce versus Kaplinsky

[CHAPPERS]

Well?


Bruce

Kaplinsky

I just can't decide. Bruce is probably more of a laugh and better in the sack but Kaplinsky is just so sexy.


Poll to follow.

 

[Stoo82]

Both at once

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

The Kap is going to walk this - Bruce has a man's name and a man's voice.

 

[CHAPPERS]

The Kap is going to walk this - Bruce has a man's name and a man's voice.

I thought it might be a close one but already it's 6-1 in The Kap's favour.

 

[Don Quixote]

I'd do them. But then i'd do alot of people...

 

[Simster]

I think the correct answer is "whichever one of them would let you jizz on her tits" isn't it MAX?

 

[Silent Bob]

I bet Kaplinsky looks rubbish without all the slap.

 

[The Grockle]

Can I fook corblimeski while Spruce licks my starfish?

 

[CHAPPERS]

I think the correct answer is "whichever one of them would let you jizz on her tits" isn't it MAX?

If I'm honest, big fella, I'm not a big fan of jizzing on tits or anywhere else on a bird's body for that matter. I think it's in poor taste.

 

[Simster]

If I'm honest, big fella, I'm not a big fan of jizzing on tits or anywhere else on a bird's body for that matter. I think it's in poor taste.

Oh dear. Sorry about that.

 

[The Large One]

Kaplinsky is just an over made-up kewpie doll.

Bruce is the real animal.

 

[JJ McClure]

If I'm honest, big fella, I'm not a big fan of jizzing on tits or anywhere else on a bird's body for that matter. I think it's in poor taste.

If it tastes poor then you need to eat more pineapple (apparently).

 

[Peppermint Tea]

"Hey Fiona, I've got a joke so funny you'll laugh your tits off...oh I see you've heard it before"

Nat Kap 1 Norfolk Topography 0

 

[Simster]

"Hey Fiona, I've got a joke so funny you'll laugh your tits off...oh I see you've heard it before"

Nat Kap 1 Norfolk Topography 0

Are you saying there is no place in this poll for tiny titted birds?

 

[Les Biehn]

If I'm honest, big fella, I'm not a big fan of jizzing on tits or anywhere else on a bird's body for that matter. I think it's in poor taste.

I take it this is a joke, you won't coat her with your yoke, are you not a bloody bloke?

 

[Peppermint Tea]

Far from it Simster and, to be honest, when it comes to "would you with this famous bird?" I work on the Cilla Black rule: everything up to and not including Cilla Black gets a yes in my book. Top shelf sizes irrespective therefore.

 

[Playing On The Grit]

I went to school with Ms Kaplinsky. Back then she had really big curly hair and the fashion was for the girls to wear big baggy jumpers so I wasn't aware of her norkage before I saw the pic on this thread!

She was a bit snotty and gave the impression she felt she was better than the rest of us comprehensive school oiks. She sent me a postcard from her holiday once though.

Bruce seems a bit severe on some of the programmes she does but when she was on Top Gear she seemed like she does have a good sense of humour. I'd much rather give Fiona the chin omelette but wouldn't mind a go with Kaplinsky's fun bags.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i'm going for BRUCE

vintage bintage of the HIGHEST calibre

 

[cheshunt seagull]

I saw Bruce close up when she was filming 'Who do you think you are?' and she was stunning.

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

Kraplinski must have a fanny like a wizard's sleeve, she hardly keeps it under cover for special occasions. Gets it out for things like promotions and pay rises apparently.