Britain's first hand transplant

[Brighton TID]

It's a risky procedure and fingers can't be pointed if it goes wrong.

I'll call my own taxi.

Thanks.

 

[drew]

Surely it's more correctly called a 'secondhand' transplant!

 

[Motogull]

I wonder what he'll do when he recovers from surgery?

 

[WildWood]

It's a risky procedure and fingers can't be pointed if it goes wrong.

I'll call my own taxi.

Thanks.

Your signature is much better than your gags
Fingers crossed for him anyway...,

 

[ali jenkins]

If I was going to get it done I would want a few options. Getting a blackmans hand would be pretty cool for instance, or a bionic one.

 

[Sussex on Leith]

I wonder what he'll do when he recovers from surgery?

And more to the point, will it feel like someone else is doing it?

 

[Motogull]

And more to the point, will it feel like someone else is doing it?

That would be a right bonus.

 

[Driver8]

And more to the point, will it feel like someone else is doing it?

Sadly that was my first thought!

 

[StonehamPark]

And more to the point, will it feel like someone else is doing it?

More to the point. Would it be considered gay?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Someone died and gave him the gift of pulling pints, masturbating and wiping his arse. Odd.

I wonder if one would be able to donate a hand, whilst alive? Would that be ethical?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

If I was going to get it done I would want a few options. Getting a blackmans hand would be pretty cool for instance, or a bionic one.

Or a ladies hand?

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

What's wrong with an old school hook?

 

[The Modfather]

Fair play to the surgeon. You have got to hand it to him.

 

[happypig]

How do you know the donor was dead ? It could have been imported from Saudi Arabia

 

[Brighton TID]

Fair play to the surgeon. You have got to hand it to him.

Apparently the assistant nurse was very HANDS on also

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Fair play to the surgeon. You have got to hand it to him.

Hope he doesn't shake the surgeons hand and it falls off

 

[Seagull on the wing]

If he was playing poker and got lousy cards and he ran out of his gambling chips he could always throw his hand in.....

 

[Tony Le Mesmer]

Its quite literally the best ever handjob the guy could have wished for.

 

[Meade's Ball]

I'd more appreciate a sloth's hand transplanted in the place of one of my own gangrenous paws. Have a bit of workout and dangle for an hour somewhere as sweat and misery drips off of me directly. The claws on them undoubtedly difficult to trim, but as a defence mechanism i doubt there's a better way than threatening to scratch someone's neck open with one of these beauts.