Bringing unexpected things home.

[OzMike]

My son came home with a 3 year old Borzoi, it's massive, but very friendly.
He says that he saved it from being put down, I will try and find a good owner for it as I don't really want another dog after just losing one.
Ever come home to anything unexpected ?

http://elelur.com/data_images/dog-breeds/borzoi/borzoi-06.jpg

 

[Foul Play Rocks]

From the thread title my first thought was chlamydia.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

My son came home with a 3 year old Borzoi, it's massive, but very friendly.
He says that he saved it from being put down, I will try and find a good owner for it as I don't really want another dog after just losing one.
Ever come home to anything unexpected ?

http://elelur.com/data_images/dog-breeds/borzoi/borzoi-06.jpg

You need to get that lawn watered, mate

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

The face looks like it's been cross-bread with a horse ....

 

[whitelion]

I met a girl once - mind I was wearing beer goggles.

 

[MattBackHome]

My son came home with a 3 year old Borzoi, it's massive, but very friendly.
He says that he saved it from being put down, I will try and find a good owner for it as I don't really want another dog after just losing one.
Ever come home to anything unexpected ?

http://elelur.com/data_images/dog-breeds/borzoi/borzoi-06.jpg

Bloke I lived with at University brought back a dog after a day/night out and had little recollection of how it came into his possession. Turns out he had stumbled into and out of The Bulldog in Filton on the way home and somehow it had come with him. Rough old pub that. Still can[t believe he survived the dog's repatriation without having his face remodelled.

 

[pearl]

a friend came home to find next door's guinea pig in bits all over the carpet

 

[greyseagull]

From the thread title my first thought was chlamydia.

This.

I also did bring gonorrhoea home back in my hey-day.

Wouldn't wish the pain on my worse enemies.

 

[greyseagull]

This is my Uncle's partner, Sue. (Sorry for the Mail link)

She discovered a lizard after unpacking her suitcase following a trip to Cape Verde. Poor thing went through a cycle in the washing machine too (the lizard, not Sue). He is safe and well and is now in a local wildlife park. Sue visits him regularly!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ING-MACHINE-adopted-stunned-holidaymaker.html

 

[pearl]

This is my Uncle's partner, Sue. (Sorry for the Mail link)

She discovered a lizard after unpacking her suitcase following a trip to Cape Verde. Poor thing went through a cycle in the washing machine too (the lizard, not Sue). He is safe and well and is now in a local wildlife park. Sue visits him regularly!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ING-MACHINE-adopted-stunned-holidaymaker.html

Oh he's so cute!

 

[Taybha]

I found a spoon once .

 

[AmexRuislip]

From the thread title my first thought was chlamydia.

The name of the dog?

 

[OzMike]

The name of the dog?

It is Odin and he just took me for a walk !

 

[Triggaaar]

My son came home with a 3 year old Borzoi, it's massive, but very friendly.
He says that he saved it from being put down, I will try and find a good owner for it as I don't really want another dog after just losing one.
Ever come home to anything unexpected ?

http://elelur.com/data_images/dog-breeds/borzoi/borzoi-06.jpg

Similar story really. My lovely wife works at the pier and she's very approachable and several times I've come home to find that she's saved a young man from jumping off the pier. I'm a lucky man, she's one of a kind.

 

[Gabbafella]

This.

I also did bring gonorrhoea home back in my hey-day.

Wouldn't wish the pain on my worse enemies.

Gonorrhoea is easily the worst pain I've ever suffered. Almost passed out every time I went for a pee.

 

[The Brighton Bear]

Your mum.

 

[Foul Play Rocks]

The name of the dog?

You’d wouldn’t half get some funny looks as you call your dog back.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

It is Odin and he just took me for a walk !

You're going to keep him, aren't you? He's beautiful.

 

[Bad Ash]

Similar story really. My lovely wife works at the pier and she's very approachable and several times I've come home to find that she's saved a young man from jumping off the pier. I'm a lucky man, she's one of a kind.

Does she bring them home too?

 

[Triggaaar]

Does she bring them home too?

Of course, they're in no fit state to be left alone.