Bring back the loo rolls!!!

[wallyback]

How about a loo roll rival?

Many were thrown in the 60s and 70s to add atmosphere when the players walked on.

Could be as good as the flags against Doncaster!

But I wouldn't want to suggest anything below the belt, if you know what I mean.

Also would it mess up our passing game?

 

[Return of the Rev]

could nominate a loo roll game once a season? palace game might work!

 

[HovaGirl]

Being a housewife, I like to keep my place tidy. It's hard work. If I was the Amex Housegroundsperson, I would be Bloom-in annoyed if I had to clear up loo rolls after every match, particularly if it had been raining and they were in teeny bits all over our beautiful pitch. Apparently, the poor Amex shop staff were absolutely peed off at putting some 20,000 flags on every seat the day before the Donny game. They'd probably be just as peed off to pick up bits of loo roll from the pitch, or, if we had to hire extra cleaners to do this, it would cost extra money, and we'd have less money for new players and pies.

 

[Return of the Rev]

Being a housewife, I like to keep my place tidy. It's hard work. If I was the Amex Housegroundsperson, I would be Bloom-in annoyed if I had to clear up loo rolls after every match, particularly if it had been raining and they were in teeny bits all over our beautiful pitch. Apparently, the poor Amex shop staff were absolutely peed off at putting some 20,000 flags on every seat the day before the Donny game. They'd probably be just as peed off to pick up bits of loo roll from the pitch, or, if we had to hire extra cleaners to do this, it would cost extra money, and we'd have less money for new players and pies.

we can always take the vote back off yer! back in the kitchen girl!

 

[Sajerz]

Celery?

 

[Fred Oliver - Legend]

we can always take the vote back off yer! back in the kitchen girl!

HaHa!! Rep added!!

 

[Storer 68]

Apparently, the poor Amex shop staff were absolutely peed off at putting some 20,000 flags on every seat the day before the Donny game. .

Be fair, you'd a bit annoyed is you were aked to put "20,000 flags on every seat" - 472,000,000 flags probably takes bit of effort

 

[HovaGirl]

we can always take the vote back off yer! back in the kitchen girl!

Just been cleaning the kitchen. What's been said?

 

[xenophon]

Read this - brilliant!

http://www.sabotagetimes.com/football-sport/where%E2%80%99s-the-toilet-roll-10-things-you-don%E2%80%99t-see-at-football-anymore/

 

[dennis]

My piles are really bad at the moment, I would really appreciate if you bring moist wipes instead.

 

[HovaGirl]

My piles are really bad at the moment, I would really appreciate if you bring moist wipes instead.

But do we throw them on to the pitch before or after you've used them, or does that depend on how the game is going?

 

[wallyback]

Read this - brilliant!

http://www.sabotagetimes.com/football-sport/where%E2%80%99s-the-toilet-roll-10-things-you-don%E2%80%99t-see-at-football-anymore/

I cannot tell a lie. This article was my inspiration for the post. It's a great rag!

 

[dennis]

But do we throw them on to the pitch before or after you've used them, or does that depend on how the game is going?

Don’t mind. I was thinking about suggesting that the club shop sell rubber rings for others like me.