Brighton's worst XI

[SeagullofMalaysia]

As voted for by NSC (asterisk denotes my choice):

G. Smith (*)

null null null A. Neal

null Kemy (*) Moralee

J. Peake

L. Best (*) B. Paynter (*)

 

[Jesus Gul]

Ashley Neal (LB)

 

[Petee]

Colin Hawkins for CB

 

[Ernest]

Manager Thicky Adams
Chairman Dick Tight
Chief Executive LAPDOG Perry

 

[Napier's Knee]

Defence Ashley Neal
CReative midfield dynamo Jason Peake
Attacking midfielder Jamie Moralee

 

[Paul Reids Sock]

Joe Gatting, Leon Best potential for Striker?

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

too subjective as some of our utter shithouse players we've had in the championship would look like absolute megastars in the 97/98 team

apart from leon best- he'd still look shit

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Obika, Best and Paynter leading the line.

Should scare the hell out of any defence.

 

[James Bond's body double]

Mickey Thomas

 

[Gary1]

Valar gislarson or whatever his name was (on loan from Arsenal) in the Gillingham years was dogshit in midfield as was that prick of a centre back who made a couple of real blunders at Brentford around the same time - think his surname was Thomas he was bloody awful

 

[seagullwedgee]

I'm sorry, but there can be only ONE centre forward. Step forward, Federico Turienzo.

100% utter unadulterated gash. The worst player ever to appear in the FL72 I'm pretty sure. We even had to teach him to RUN, FFS, so he didn't get hamstring injuries. He simply must be in the final 11. End of.

And for good measure, stick Chris holroyd alongside him. We will never, ever, get a shot on target, let alone a goal!!

 

[happypig]

Obika, Best and Paynter leading the line.

Should scare the hell out of any U11 girl's defence ravaged by injury.

Let's get it right, eh.

 

[cheshunt seagull]

Surely Damian Hilton must get a place in the forward line; the grace and control of Herman Munster recovering from a virus. Les Berry for right back?

 

[Cadiz Seagull]

Obika, Best and Paynter leading the line.

Should scare the hell out of any defence.

Especially ours

 

[beefypigeon]

Graeme Smith
Gavin Hoyte | Colin Hawkins | Dan Harding
Elvis Manu | Kemy Agustin | Ryan Harley | Stephen Dobbie
Chris Holroyd | Leon Best | Billy Paynter

 

[Paul Reids Sock]

I'm sorry, but there can be only ONE centre forward. Step forward, Federico Turienzo.

100% utter unadulterated gash. The worst player ever to appear in the FL72 I'm pretty sure. We even had to teach him to RUN, FFS, so he didn't get hamstring injuries. He simply must be in the final 11. End of.

And for good measure, stick Chris holroyd alongside him. We will never, ever, get a shot on target, let alone a goal!!

Didn't Turienzo score the first ever goal in 'The Championship'?

 

[studio150]

Super Dick Super Dicky Tiltman

David Adekola

Christer Warren

 

[Paul Reids Sock]

Valar gislarson or whatever his name was (on loan from Arsenal) in the Gillingham years was dogshit in midfield as was that prick of a centre back who made a couple of real blunders at Brentford around the same time - think his surname was Thomas he was bloody awful

The Arsenal comment just made me remember - Right Back - Justin Hoyte?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Willie Young

#shudder

 

[ManOfSussex]

Junior Lewis.