[News] Brighton to become the UK’s first twats only town......

[Sirnormangall]

This is the headline post on www.dailymash.co.uk . Should we be offended or do you agree?

 

[Bladders]

I’m only surprised it’s taken so long


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[GT49er]

 

[Eeyore]

Happy to be a **** rather than an urban construct.

 

[Leighgull]

Dailymash staff all live in Brighton...and they’re the twats in question.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Server not found.

I suspect it's jealousy.

 

[astralavi]

I will post this like a tw.t https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?324380-Brighton-full-of-twats

 

[AmexRuislip]

The people in Orkney won't be best pleased!

 

[Algernon]

The first twats only CITY ffs.

 

[Chicken Run]

Can some **** post a copy of the article please as the server doesn’t work.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Can some **** post a copy of the article please as the server doesn’t work.

Well here's the full link

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news...-the-uks-first-twats-only-town-20150720100280

Piece is dated July 2015? Not one of their finest efforts IMHO...

UNBEARABLY smug seaside **** haven Brighton is to ban ordinary people.

The Sussex town, which had increasingly become an overpriced dormitory for London media workers and grizzled ‘big beat’ DJs, is to take the bold step of excluding anyone who does not have a glaringly flawed personality.

A spokesman for Brighton and Hove Council said: “We have a legion of twats here, mixed with a smattering of normal people, and the two groups were really failing to gel.

“On the one hand you’ve got ordinary worker types struggling with massively inflated living costs, while on the other you’ve got self-styled Bohemians with enormously wealthy grandparents, who somehow reconcile ecological beliefs with consuming vast amounts of cocaine.

“For the sake of the local economy, we want to defuse this tension while keeping the people who want to pay vastly over-the-odds for organic vegetables and taxidermy.

“So the normals can go to the nearest affordable town, which is only 212 miles away.”

Brighton resident Julian Cook said: “When I’m not DJing or ‘shopping local’ I like to chill on the beach. I have a small lifelong family income because my ancestors had a sugar plantation, which I’m fairly sure was run as an ethical workers’ co-operative.

“Basically I’m like a pet.”

 

[Chicken Run]

Well here's the full link

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news...-the-uks-first-twats-only-town-20150720100280

Piece is dated July 2015? Not one of their finest efforts IMHO...

UNBEARABLY smug seaside **** haven Brighton is to ban ordinary people.

The Sussex town, which had increasingly become an overpriced dormitory for London media workers and grizzled ‘big beat’ DJs, is to take the bold step of excluding anyone who does not have a glaringly flawed personality.

A spokesman for Brighton and Hove Council said: “We have a legion of twats here, mixed with a smattering of normal people, and the two groups were really failing to gel.

“On the one hand you’ve got ordinary worker types struggling with massively inflated living costs, while on the other you’ve got self-styled Bohemians with enormously wealthy grandparents, who somehow reconcile ecological beliefs with consuming vast amounts of cocaine.

“For the sake of the local economy, we want to defuse this tension while keeping the people who want to pay vastly over-the-odds for organic vegetables and taxidermy.

“So the normals can go to the nearest affordable town, which is only 212 miles away.”

Brighton resident Julian Cook said: “When I’m not DJing or ‘shopping local’ I like to chill on the beach. I have a small lifelong family income because my ancestors had a sugar plantation, which I’m fairly sure was run as an ethical workers’ co-operative.

“Basically I’m like a pet.”

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[Questions]

I love all the nobs who spend 3 hours trying to look different before venturing around The North Laine area.

It so makes me appreciate Worthing.

 

[Dave the OAP]

Well here's the full link

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news...-the-uks-first-twats-only-town-20150720100280

Piece is dated July 2015? Not one of their finest efforts IMHO...

UNBEARABLY smug seaside **** haven Brighton is to ban ordinary people.

The Sussex town, which had increasingly become an overpriced dormitory for London media workers and grizzled ‘big beat’ DJs, is to take the bold step of excluding anyone who does not have a glaringly flawed personality.

A spokesman for Brighton and Hove Council said: “We have a legion of twats here, mixed with a smattering of normal people, and the two groups were really failing to gel.

“On the one hand you’ve got ordinary worker types struggling with massively inflated living costs, while on the other you’ve got self-styled Bohemians with enormously wealthy grandparents, who somehow reconcile ecological beliefs with consuming vast amounts of cocaine.

“For the sake of the local economy, we want to defuse this tension while keeping the people who want to pay vastly over-the-odds for organic vegetables and taxidermy.

“So the normals can go to the nearest affordable town, which is only 212 miles away.”

Brighton resident Julian Cook said: “When I’m not DJing or ‘shopping local’ I like to chill on the beach. I have a small lifelong family income because my ancestors had a sugar plantation, which I’m fairly sure was run as an ethical workers’ co-operative.

“Basically I’m like a pet.”

Can't find fault in any of that.

Hove actually is the place

 

[Triggaaar]

Whatever

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Fake news

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[Jackthelad]

The quote at the end made me laugh I know someone of the same name who owns a burger joint in Brighton, and that's the sort of thing he would say, I wonder if that's just a coincidence.

 

[Not Andy Naylor]

Outrageous slur. We’re a twats-only CITY.

 

[Knocky's Nose]

Hey... we give it, so we have to take it.

I love Brighton. Yes, it's got a clique of bell-ends, but which town hasn't in one form or another?

I think the article is funny.

 

[Greg Bobkin]

This is the headline post on www.dailymash.co.uk . Should we be offended or do you agree?

If being offended by parody websites is your thing, then knock yourself out