Brighton - The Movie

[Cheeky Monkey]

or the ubiquitous Toby Jones?

Isn't he pencilled in to play Atilla and HB&B?

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Jackie Chan as Keen from Sing Li.






Right I really must get on with some work!

 

[Brovion]

Haven't got a clue who'll play Attila since the sad death of Bob Hoskins ...

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Denzel Washington to play Chris Hughton surely?

I'd have thought (given his previous mentions on here) the guy who played Gustavo Frings in Breaking Bad.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I second that and as I have been intimate with her in the past (I have indeed touched her breasts) can confirm she is a wonderful person as well as a top actor - although I never asked who she supports.

I'm sorry...WHAT? There's a story here that I do think we really need to know more about

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Owen Wilson as CMS

 

[Meade's Ball]

Lundgren would surely be playing Casper, his rival for the keeper's jersey.

Ah yes. If that were the case, then I would want him as a sort of Universal Soldier Lundgren.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Think I've got the Mlke Dean role covered.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

For Bellotti, I feel we need somebody who fully understands what it means to play the role of the toady little sidekick: the assistant to the principal villain of the piece. Someone who is very much second fiddle but who is occasionally allowed out on his own to face the media and absorb any flak that's headed the way of the more powerful leader.

Ah!

 

[Titanic]

A brief comedy cameo role for Mackenzie Crook as Sammy Hyypia.

 

[DavidRyder]

I've yet to see an authentic looking football crowd in any football films. I guess the film version of the Amex will have big foam hands and popcorn/peanuts aplenty...and men going 'YEEAAH!' in that American way....

 

[Titanic]

[MENTION=249]edna krabappel[/MENTION] any suggestions for who might look good in the Lewis Dunk role - stripped down to his Under Armour briefs?

 

[SweatyMexican]

Denzel Washington as Chris.

 

[T soprano]

Gus Poyet to be played by Andy Serkis

 

[Monkey Man]

I think Vic Reeves would be good as Barry Lloyd. For reasons that seem obvious to me but are strangely hard to articulate.

 

[DumLum]

David Beckham to play Dean Wilkins.
I think that would work on a couple of levels.

 

[SweatyMexican]

Vinnie Jones as Charlie Oatway

 

[DumLum]

Film climax:
Brighton Sea-Eagles 1-0 Man-Chester City

 

[Megazone]

Get Hugh Grant to play Guy Butters.

 

[marcos3263]

I'm sorry...WHAT? There's a story here that I do think we really need to know more about

Picture the scene, through a series connections and luck, my baby son was cast in the movie "Into the woods" as the Bakers baby.



For this scene I had to give Ms Streep my son to hold for her epic song sequence. As there were several takes I had to repeatedly give and collect my child who was in a costume with blanket etc. the only way to pick him up was to scoop him out of her arms and ample breasts trussed up in her corset dress. This led to brushes of cleavage with my arm/hand. As a professional actor used to costume changes etc. Ms Streep didn't say a word. As a normal man slightly star struck but also generally liking breasts it was all a bit surreal.