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Brighton boys, We are here...
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Gully
Monkey in a seagull suit.
we shagged your women and drank your beer!
Gully
Monkey in a seagull suit.
...and they were both flat and tasteless...
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I was hoping for the full words of that retro ditty.
And, I wonder, did anyone ever get extra points by committing that last line's extremely provocative acts simultaneously? And get maximum points for not spilling any. [Beer, that is.]
And, I wonder, did anyone ever get extra points by committing that last line's extremely provocative acts simultaneously? And get maximum points for not spilling any. [Beer, that is.]
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Gully
Monkey in a seagull suit.
Sorry Gilliver, I don't know them and it would appear nobody else can be bothered to post on this thread!
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Gully said:
You're right. Even then, back in the Seventies, I always thought it absurdly boastful, announcing the arrival of some kind of Viking-style pillage party to the [hopefully] terrified townspeople of Torquay, Mansfield or Rochdale.
Generally though, they remained unimpressed, looking up for a moment before going back to tending their roses, buffing the Cortina or raddling the whippets - or whatever it is people do up North.
Miss it though...
i seem to remember "you will die in a brighton street, with brighton northstand at youre feet, woooh wooooh woooooh
Gully
Monkey in a seagull suit.
I preferred the far more generous; "You're going home in a county ambulance", not only were we going to beat the crap out of the opposition fans, but we would also ensure that they could have a lie down on the way home...
sams dad
I hate Palarse
To bring it up to date,should it now be
......we don't like women,'cos we're all queer
......we don't like women,'cos we're all queer
NMH
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Brighton boys, We are here...
Woh-oh, woh-oh ..........
Woh-oh, woh-oh ..........
How about... and I'm a bit hazy on these...
We are the Sussex
The Cock of the South
We hate the Cockneys
and we hate the welsh
We are the Brighton
The Brighton FC
We are the north stand are we...
la la la..
And the frankly bizarre one my brother taught me which surely never got sung?..
I'm a bow legged chicken
I'm a knock-kneed hen
Ain't lost a fight since I don't know when
I'm a bow legged chicken
I'm a knock-kneed hen
We are the Brighton north stand
We are the Sussex
The Cock of the South
We hate the Cockneys
and we hate the welsh
We are the Brighton
The Brighton FC
We are the north stand are we...
la la la..
And the frankly bizarre one my brother taught me which surely never got sung?..
I'm a bow legged chicken
I'm a knock-kneed hen
Ain't lost a fight since I don't know when
I'm a bow legged chicken
I'm a knock-kneed hen
We are the Brighton north stand
Shropshire Seagull
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trueblue said:
I DO recall singing ...
"I'm a bow legged chicken
I'm a knock-kneed hen
We ain't lost a fight since I don't know when
We don't give a widdle
and we don't give a wank
We are the Brighton, north stand" (was "bank" sometimes I think)
Daft, it was ....
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NMH said:
Brighton boys, We are here...
Woh-oh, woh-oh .......... [downward inflection this time ]
Anyone care to guess the next line?
Blackadder
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Gilliver's Travels said:
The next line was the same as the first!
"Brighton boys, We are here...
Woh-oh, woh-oh .......... "
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Buzza said:
Shag your women and drink your beer [probably not simultaneously though]
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Blackadder
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Nope the third line was
"Brighton boys we are here, Shag your women and drink your beer "
"Brighton boys we are here, Shag your women and drink your beer "
Dave the OAP
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Shropshire Seagull said:
Pinched that from the Red manc scum