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Gully

Monkey in a seagull suit.
Apr 24, 2004
16,812
Way out west
we shagged your women and drank your beer!
 


Gully

Monkey in a seagull suit.
Apr 24, 2004
16,812
Way out west
...and they were both flat and tasteless...
 


Gilliver's Travels

Peripatetic
Jul 5, 2003
2,926
Brighton Marina Village
I was hoping for the full words of that retro ditty.




And, I wonder, did anyone ever get extra points by committing that last line's extremely provocative acts simultaneously? And get maximum points for not spilling any. [Beer, that is.]
 
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Gully

Monkey in a seagull suit.
Apr 24, 2004
16,812
Way out west
Sorry Gilliver, I don't know them and it would appear nobody else can be bothered to post on this thread!
 




Gilliver's Travels

Peripatetic
Jul 5, 2003
2,926
Brighton Marina Village
Gully said:
Sorry Gilliver, I don't know them and it would appear nobody else can be bothered to post on this thread!

You're right. Even then, back in the Seventies, I always thought it absurdly boastful, announcing the arrival of some kind of Viking-style pillage party to the [hopefully] terrified townspeople of Torquay, Mansfield or Rochdale.

Generally though, they remained unimpressed, looking up for a moment before going back to tending their roses, buffing the Cortina or raddling the whippets - or whatever it is people do up North.

Miss it though...
 


Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee

You can't change fighters
NSC Patron
Jul 25, 2005
10,944
on a pig farm
i seem to remember "you will die in a brighton street, with brighton northstand at youre feet, woooh wooooh woooooh
 


Gully

Monkey in a seagull suit.
Apr 24, 2004
16,812
Way out west
I preferred the far more generous; "You're going home in a county ambulance", not only were we going to beat the crap out of the opposition fans, but we would also ensure that they could have a lie down on the way home...
 








trueblue

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
11,221
Hove
How about... and I'm a bit hazy on these...

We are the Sussex
The Cock of the South
We hate the Cockneys
and we hate the welsh
We are the Brighton
The Brighton FC
We are the north stand are we...
la la la..


And the frankly bizarre one my brother taught me which surely never got sung?..

I'm a bow legged chicken
I'm a knock-kneed hen
Ain't lost a fight since I don't know when
I'm a bow legged chicken
I'm a knock-kneed hen
We are the Brighton north stand
 




Shropshire Seagull

Well-known member
Nov 5, 2004
8,937
Telford
trueblue said:
I'm a bow legged chicken
I'm a knock-kneed hen
Ain't lost a fight since I don't know when
I'm a bow legged chicken
I'm a knock-kneed hen
We are the Brighton north stand

I DO recall singing ...

"I'm a bow legged chicken
I'm a knock-kneed hen
We ain't lost a fight since I don't know when
We don't give a widdle
and we don't give a wank
We are the Brighton, north stand" (was "bank" sometimes I think)

Daft, it was ....
 


trueblue

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
11,221
Hove
Shropshire Seagull said:
I DO recall singing ...

"I'm a bow legged chicken
I'm a knock-kneed hen
We ain't lost a fight since I don't know when
We don't give a widdle
and we don't give a wank
We are the Brighton, north stand" (was "bank" sometimes I think)

Daft, it was ....

I suspect he didn't tell me the extra bit 'cos I was a kid... what a weird song :D
 


timbha

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
10,800
Sussex
trueblue said:
How about... and I'm a bit hazy on these...

WE ARE THE PRIDE OF ALL SUSSEX
The Cock of the South
We hate the Cockneys
and we hate the welsh
We are the Brighton
The Brighton FC
We are the north stand ARMY
la la la..


And the frankly bizarre one my brother taught me which surely never got sung?..

I'm a bow legged chicken
I'm a knock-kneed hen
Ain't lost a fight since I don't know when
WE DON'T GIVE A WIGGLE
AND WE DON'T GIVE A W***
We are the Brighton north stand
 






Blackadder

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 6, 2003
16,142
Haywards Heath
Gilliver's Travels said:
Brighton boys, We are here...

Woh-oh, woh-oh .......... [downward inflection this time ]

Anyone care to guess the next line?

The next line was the same as the first!

"Brighton boys, We are here...

Woh-oh, woh-oh .......... "
 




Blackadder

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 6, 2003
16,142
Haywards Heath
Nope the third line was

"Brighton boys we are here, Shag your women and drink your beer "
 


Dave the OAP

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
47,053
at home
Shropshire Seagull said:
I DO recall singing ...

"I'm a bow legged chicken
I'm a knock-kneed hen
We ain't lost a fight since I don't know when
We don't give a widdle
and we don't give a wank
We are the Brighton, north stand" (was "bank" sometimes I think)

Daft, it was ....


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Pinched that from the Red manc scum
 


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