Breaking the news

[kevo]

Reading some of the posts on here (Fireman Dan etc) got me thinking about a scenario a friend of mine ended up in a few years back.

He was engaged to be married to a lovely woman, who he also lived with, but started an affair with her best and oldest friend, who then became pregnant. They decided to have the baby, and move in with each other.

I've always wondered how he broke the news to his fiancee. Leaving aside the fact that she had been betrayed by both her partner and her best mate, there was also the doubtless devastating news that the man she was going to marry was instead moving in, and starting a family, with her friend.

I mean, how on earth do you tell someone something like that? "Hello dear, nice day at work? Sit down, I've got something to tell you..."

How would you do it?

 

[Fred Oliver - Legend]

by text

 

[bobby smith]

EMail

 

[CorgiRegisteredFriend]

By text

 

[Conkers]

Post it on NSC and leave the thread open on her PC

 

[skipper734]

Get Biscuit to make a movie and put it on Youtube. Somebody would tell her it was there.

 

[Another Berkshire Seagull]

Jeremy Kyle

 

[Normal Rob]

Reading some of the posts on here (Fireman Dan etc) got me thinking about a scenario a friend of mine ended up in a few years back.

He was engaged to be married to a lovely woman, who he also lived with, but started an affair with her best and oldest friend, who then became pregnant. They decided to have the baby, and move in with each other.

I've always wondered how he broke the news to his fiancee. Leaving aside the fact that she had been betrayed by both her partner and her best mate, there was also the doubtless devastating news that the man she was going to marry was instead moving in, and starting a family, with her friend.

I mean, how on earth do you tell someone something like that? "Hello dear, nice day at work? Sit down, I've got something to tell you..."

How would you do it?

erm - have you got something tha you want to tell your misses?

 

[Beach Hut]

Must admit quite a while back a lady I worked with had a husband who worked on maintenance of aeroplanes at Gatwick. Anyway she come home from work early as not well and her husband was in bed with an air hostess, must have been quite a shock for her.

 

[Bisto]

DOn't tell anyone....Get a job that means you stay away during the week.....tell one you work away at weekends; tell the other you work away during the week; seperate bank accounts and 'training courses' sorts out the holidays away issues...........simples!

 

[Bisto]

DOn't tell anyone....Get a job that means you stay away during the week.....tell one you work away at weekends; tell the other you work away during the week; seperate bank accounts and 'training courses' sorts out the holidays away issues...........simples!

Well I would think so LOL

 

[bobby smith]

Sell your story 2 eastenders sure they can write it into there script

 

[tonymgc]

Post It note on the fridge?

 

[folkestonesgull]

via the medium of dance?

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

Twitter

 

[Flavor Flav]

Hire a barber shop quartet

 

[mistahclarke]

say it with flowers

 

[Fungus]

Get a super-injunction.

 

[Easy 10]

 

[Gully]

Get a tattoo featuring the name of the bit on the side, then see how long your wife/partner takes to notice!