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Shares in KFC, McDonalds and chicken giant Nandos plummeted today after Brighton & Hove Albion’s Welsh assistant boss Nathan Jones announced that former Swansea City player and Dutch International Kemy Agustein was on a diet.

Rumours recently surfaced through Agustein’s Twitter account that a diet was now in place, when a picture of a large man in a Swansea shirt and a Ronald McDonald face mask was seen running around a cattle field shouting “onion rings, onion rings, onion rings” at a site in Coldean, near the Albion’s training ground in Falmer.

According to the Argus, Sources close to Agustein have refused to comment on this story, but have admitted that he had “gone quiet” on Twitter over recent days and that there are fears that the midfield maestro had eaten his Samsung Galaxy Note after surfing the internet and having came across a picture of a bargain bucket.

Meanwhile in other news, former Bristol Rovers striker Will Hoskins is again back on the treatment table for having broken a nail whilst in a fight with Tracey Obika…More in tomorrows early edition of the Argus

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

2.6

 

[essbee]

Bloody rubbish joke.

 

[Mellotron]

Considering Kemy looks in much better shape than last season this is odd timing.

 

[Badger]

Terrible

 

[Bob!]

Considering Kemy looks in much better shape than last season this is odd timing.

You've not seen The Argus then?

 

[Ernest]

Very POOR leave it to COMICS

 

[Guy Fawkes]

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Shares in KFC, McDonalds and chicken giant Nandos plummeted today after Brighton & Hove Albion’s Welsh assistant boss Nathan Jones announced that former Swansea City player and Dutch International Kemy Agustein was on a diet.

Rumours recently surfaced through Agustein’s Twitter account that a diet was now in place, when a picture of a large man in a Swansea shirt and a Ronald McDonald face mask was seen running around a cattle field shouting “onion rings, onion rings, onion rings” at a site in Coldean, near the Albion’s training ground in Falmer.

According to the Argus, Sources close to Agustein have refused to comment on this story, but have admitted that he had “gone quiet” on Twitter over recent days and that there are fears that the midfield maestro had eaten his Samsung Galaxy Note after surfing the internet and having came across a picture of a bargain bucket.

Meanwhile in other news, former Bristol Rovers striker Will Hoskins is again back on the treatment table for having broken a nail whilst in a fight with Tracey Obika…More in tomorrows early edition of the Argus

Very poor joke....However if you were to repeat it for severasl years perhaps it might become funny (what do you think Ernest?)

 

[willyfantastic]

Very poor joke....However if you were to repeat it for severasl years perhaps it might become funny (what do you think Ernest?)

haha - zing

 

[GingerBeerMan]

You made the mistake of not using random CAPITALISED words and not having the username Ernest. Apart from that it seems up to scratch.

 

[The GIF dude]

Just in...

Shares in KFC, McDonalds and chicken giant Nandos plummeted today after Brighton & Hove Albion’s Welsh assistant boss Nathan Jones announced that former Swansea City player and Dutch International Kemy Agustein was on a diet.

Rumours recently surfaced through Agustein’s Twitter account that a diet was now in place, when a picture of a large man in a Swansea shirt and a Ronald McDonald face mask was seen running around a cattle field shouting “onion rings, onion rings, onion rings” at a site in Coldean, near the Albion’s training ground in Falmer.

According to the Argus, Sources close to Agustein have refused to comment on this story, but have admitted that he had “gone quiet” on Twitter over recent days and that there are fears that the midfield maestro had eaten his Samsung Galaxy Note after surfing the internet and having came across a picture of a bargain bucket.

Meanwhile in other news, former Bristol Rovers striker Will Hoskins is again back on the treatment table for having broken a nail whilst in a fight with Tracey Obika…More in tomorrows early edition of the Argus

Absolutely brilliant!