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Nooooooo!!
"Due to the shop is closed". I see.
No more salty finger or opera rap. :-(
No more salty finger or opera rap. :-(
I imagine this is sufficient grounds to postpone the start of the Premier League season.
Tom Hark Preston Park
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- Jul 6, 2003
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Sake! Gutted! We'll be disappointed with that closure until further notice 
"Due to the shop is closed. Sorry for the inconvience"
Nice of Tim to help them with the note, I must say.
Brexit is bound to Ben cancelled now.
Genuine snort tea out of nose moment.
The Birdman
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For Cod skate not another fish thread.
brightn'ove
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I did all the righting
Peter Grummit
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Closed due to staff injury, apparently.
Do you think he finally fed his wife into the chipper?
Cheeky Monkey
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- Jul 17, 2003
- 23,861
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,
Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone.
Silence the pianos and with muffled drum
Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.
Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead
Scribbling on the sky the message Sing Li is temporarily closed due to a staff injury,
Put crépe bows round the white necks of the public doves,
Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves.
The stars are not wanted now, put out every one;
Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun;
Pour away the ocean and sweep up the wood.
For nothing now can ever come to any good.
Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone.
Silence the pianos and with muffled drum
Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.
Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead
Scribbling on the sky the message Sing Li is temporarily closed due to a staff injury,
Put crépe bows round the white necks of the public doves,
Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves.
The stars are not wanted now, put out every one;
Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun;
Pour away the ocean and sweep up the wood.
For nothing now can ever come to any good.
Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
- Jul 6, 2003
- 72,290
Minute's apprause v Man City? Or pre-match wretched opera woman wheeled out for off-key rendition of Sing Li Sweet Chariot?
Cheeky Monkey
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- Jul 17, 2003
- 23,861
Mr Li on the pitch at half time surely?
el punal
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This is the worst news of the close season. Forget all the transfer shenanigans, forget the injuries to Knocky and Sam, this is a disaster of major shit proportions. Sing Li has provided me with my train fodder, after games, for the last umpteen years. Together, with my cheeky bottle of vin rouge and my bag of openorwap chips, was the perfect end to Albion match watching days.
I am bereft, totally and utterly bereft. The Kung Fu master of chippies has left and no one to fill the void.
I am bereft, totally and utterly bereft. The Kung Fu master of chippies has left and no one to fill the void.
Spiros
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This. A thousand times this.