Boxing Matches You Would Love To See!

[GUNTER]

As an aside from all the transfer discussion, what are the top fights you would like to see in a boxing ring, full 12 rounds, no holds barred. Mine would be as follows:

Mike Tyson vs Jamie Oliver

Liam Gallagher vs Robbie Williams (with the winner to fight Vitali Klitschko)

Russell Grant vs Christopher Biggins

Jordan vs Jodie Marsh (i'd pay extra for that one)

Jay Kay vs Frank Bruno

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

Pol Pot (in his heyday) vs Vanessa Feltz.


Vinnie Jones v Lionel Blair

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

Lennox Lewis V Harry Hill (bare knuckle & head butts allowed)

 

[zefarelly]

wonderful thread !

Maggie Thatcher vs Mark Thatcher

Prince Phillip vs Ken Livingstone

Coldplay vs Coldplay (more of a slap up probably)

 

[Northstander]

Bagpuss v Rhubarb (kids cartoon)

 

[Knightsworld]

Ferguson V Wenger

 

[tinx]

Robbie Williams Vs As many hard evil bastards as you can fit round him and beat the living shit out of him

 

[zefarelly]

Liam Gallagher vs any German bloke

Sadaam vs Osama

Clinton vs G W Bush


Stevie Wonder vs Ray Charles

 

[Trufflehound]

The Engine brothers square up:

Thomas the Tank vs Ivor the

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Robbie Williams Vs As many hard evil bastards as you can fit round him and beat the living shit out of him

I was thinking Charles Manson.

 

[zefarelly]

Cannon vs Ball

Little vs Large

Aemon Holmes vs that little Scottish bint off breakfast TV

Aneka Rice vs Noel Edmunds

 

[Knightsworld]

Prince Harry & or William V Paul Burrell.

Prince Charles as ref

The Queen as official timekeeper

It'll never be stopped

 

[Everest]

Beach Hut v Ernest

 

[Trufflehound]

Ozzy Osbourne vs Hector from Hector's House

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Me versus Angelina Jolie. Naked. Doused in jelly.

 

[Titanic]

Charlie Oatway v Roy Keane

 

[Scarface]

Danny Cullip vs Cristiano Ronaldo (Could happen!)

 

[zefarelly]

I'd remortgage the house to see Christiano Ronaldo get a f***ing good pasting, little shit !

 

[tedebear]

I'd remortgage the house to see Christiano Ronaldo get a f***ing good pasting, little shit !

NO YOU WOULDN'T !!

 

[zefarelly]

ok, I'd take out a small loan