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Boris Johnson



Marc

New member
Jul 6, 2003
25,267
Screw London, run for BRIGHTON MAYOR :bowdown:

LEGEND!

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The Large One

Who's Next?
Jul 7, 2003
52,343
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Johnson on the hustings in Brighton (the transcript in full...)

"Diddly-bumph, phrarr, phrarr, nancy boys, mummum, Brighton funny place, weffer, nomm, bloody hell Binky from Eton is wearing a dress phrer, iffer more gin and tonic now please nanny, dribble mopheph why the blazes would I want to be mayor of a whole fleet of berties bibberph..."
 










Not that likely given how bigoted he is towards gays.

And calling the Papa New Guineans Cannibals,
And attacking Jamie Oliver & his encouragement on healthy lifestyle for kids,
And the list goes on but i don't care cos he is legend on HIGNFY.

Would be hilarious to see him run the city. :bowdown:
 




smudge

Up the Albion!
Jul 8, 2003
7,376
On the ocean wave
He should be Tory Leader. At least he's not in denial that he's an upper class twit.
 




Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
43,098
Lancing
He is superb
 


smudge

Up the Albion!
Jul 8, 2003
7,376
On the ocean wave
I have no idea who I will vote for at the next election. I can't vote for Cameron as he just seems to be clutching for whatever public opinion is on any given topic. Plus I've never trusted upper class twits of course.
Gordon Brown, the man who's f***ed up millions of peoples pensions & was part of the lying mob that took us to war for no reason? I don't think so.
Politicians, f*** 'em.
 






I have no idea who I will vote for at the next election. I can't vote for Cameron as he just seems to be clutching for whatever public opinion is on any given topic. Plus I've never trusted upper class twits of course.
Gordon Brown, the man who's f***ed up millions of peoples pensions & was part of the lying mob that took us to war for no reason? I don't think so.
Politicians, f*** 'em.

& lib dems....well with mirciless ming :nono:
 


Dandyman

In London village.
Johnson on the hustings in Brighton (the transcript in full...)

"Diddly-bumph, phrarr, phrarr, nancy boys, mummum, Brighton funny place, weffer, nomm, bloody hell Binky from Eton is wearing a dress phrer, iffer more gin and tonic now please nanny, dribble mopheph why the blazes would I want to be mayor of a whole fleet of berties bibberph..."


:D

The floppy haired fraudsters friend is going to his arse kicked big time by Uncle Ken.
 


Questions

Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
25,518
Worthing
Ken is one of the greatest polititions of our time.
 




Robot Chicken

Seriously?
Jul 5, 2003
13,154
Chicken World
Time for a "None of the above" box on the ballot?
 




Is that the same Boris Johnson whose family originated from Turkey ?

Yep, that would be the one. But hey, when has anyone from the right wing ever let facts get in the way of their ill-thought and un-educated bigitories. I heard that David Starkey on the radio on Saturday wittering on about with his usual right wing pro-tory bollocks conveniently ignoring the fact thta if tebbit and his mob got their way Starkey and his boyfriend would be in prision.
 


Aren't there enough comedians in Britain, without having to look for some goofy lug who never had to put himself out, standing as a politician?

It just shows me how bereft the tories are, for some distraction. "let's try the idiot-child, see if the morons vote for his version of The Monster Raving Loony Party - they might find him 'cuddly' and remember that rugger tackle, playing football vs the Germans. They love that sort of lunacy, doncha-know old bean"
 






Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
43,098
Lancing
Aren't there enough comedians in Britain, without having to look for some goofy lug who never had to put himself out, standing as a politician?

It just shows me how bereft the tories are, for some distraction. "let's try the idiot-child, see if the morons vote for his version of The Monster Raving Loony Party - they might find him 'cuddly' and remember that rugger tackle, playing football vs the Germans. They love that sort of lunacy, doncha-know old bean"

He is actually an incredibly intelligent guy
 


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