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BONO crashes bike, requires surgery









Stat Brother

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Jul 11, 2003
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But how was the bike?
 


Herr Tubthumper

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The Fatherland
Some of the messages on the U2 website are bizarre

"Sissy Evenson - 19 November, 2014
Prayers and Healing Energy
My heart goes out to you Bono - many prayers to you as you recuperate and embark on this journey of Healing. Though you must take each step, know you are not alone. Love and Prayers, Sissy Landin"

FFS. What's wrong with a "get well soon"
 








Herr Tubthumper

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Herr Tubthumper

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The hospital has used a new synthetic material to help heal the bones, apparently It's Even Better Than The Real Thing.
 








Mellotron

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Jul 2, 2008
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Brighton
Don't think it hurt, heard he went numb.
 


Badger

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Apparently he got a bit lost in Central Park trying to pinpoint which path he was on, it turns out it's quite tricky to navigate around a park where the streets have no name.
 






Bwian

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Jul 14, 2003
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Saint Bob is rushing out a charity single in aid of his dear friend.
 


Badger

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Maybe it suddenly dawned on him that "1, 2, 3, 14" in Spanish isn't a very good opening line to a song.
 




Gazwag

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Mar 4, 2004
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Bit silly riding a bike around Central Park on a Sunday Bloody Sunday he probably got vertigo in a City of blinding lights
 








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