Blonde Joke Du Jour

[Marc]

Day1:
A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,"We learned how to count up
to 5 today mummy. I got up to 10. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"
Mum replies: "yes dear"

Day 2:
"We learned how to do the alphabet today mummy. The others only got up to E and
I got up to S. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"
Mum replies: "yes dear"

Day 3:
"We learned about breasts today mummy. All the other girls are flat chested and
I'm a 36DD. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"
Mum replies: "No dear, it's because your 25.

 

[Barnet Seagull]

 

[Titanic]

Why was she at school if she is 25 ??

 

[Marc]

Why was she at school if she is 25 ??

probably a yank joke meaning she had'nt yet graduated

 

[Braders]

like it

 

[Artois]

 

[cab]

You must be blonde too titanic!!!

 

[Dawsey]