Bloke in my office just been sent home for wiping his bum with his shirt !!

[hopkins]

He was sitting down having a shit and he was wearing a longer shirt than normal today, apparently as he went to have a wipe hes taken his shirt for a ride as well.

Its great cos we were all sitting there wandering what the smell was and he eventually pulled his shirt out in front of us,suffice to say it was rather brown.

Ive never looked forward to a day at work so much as tommorrow.

 

[Seagullible]

poor fella

 

[Hampden Park]

great tail

 

[hopkins]

great tail

You made it home quickly

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Are you sure it wasn't some sort of "dirty protest", á la Bobby Sands, about the quality of coffee in the vending machine?

Otherwise I think it is possibly the best skive I have heard for yonks.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

sounds like he was papering over the cracks.

 

[bhaexpress]

Now there's a good reason for being a shirt lifter.

 

[byf]

Not sure why but today i really feel the erge to just set light to the office too many actors/actresses in here its doing my fcuking head in!

Why do we have to act from 9-5...feel like shouting cun*...fcuk and bollox at the top of my voice..bunch of stiffs..you can here a fcukin pin drop!

Might crouch and have a shit where im sitting fake cun*s! acting to get to the top!!!

 

[Silent Bob]

Not sure why but today i really feel the erge to just set light to the office too many actors/actresses in here its doing my fcuking head in!

Why do we have to act from 9-5...feel like shouting cun*...fcuk and bollox at the top of my voice..bunch of stiffs..you can here a fcukin pin drop!

Might crouch and have a shit where im sitting fake cun*s! acting to get to the top!!!

What Would Jesus Do?

 

[byf]

What Would Jesus Do?

Not sure...He wouldnt work in an office for one.

Whats that got to do with anything?

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

trying not to laugh, im in lesson

 

[Hampden Park]

You made it home quickly

tee hee
nurse- "i am not going to change your shirt again mr hopkins"

 

[Juan Albion]

Time to revisit this thread methinks:

http://www.northstandchat.biz/showthread.php?s=&threadid=20034

 

[hopkins]

So its not a new problem then.

 

[Juan Albion]

It seems not.

 

[Chesney Christ]

Not sure why but today i really feel the erge to just set light to the office too many actors/actresses in here its doing my fcuking head in!

Why do we have to act from 9-5...feel like shouting cun*...fcuk and bollox at the top of my voice..bunch of stiffs..you can here a fcukin pin drop!

Might crouch and have a shit where im sitting fake cun*s! acting to get to the top!!!

You won't get into heaven with language like that.

 

[watsongooal]

Not sure why but today i really feel the erge to just set light to the office too many actors/actresses in here its doing my fcuking head in!

Why do we have to act from 9-5...feel like shouting cun*...fcuk and bollox at the top of my voice..bunch of stiffs..you can here a fcukin pin drop!

Might crouch and have a shit where im sitting fake cun*s! acting to get to the top!!!

Gone off Jesus now have ya

 

[byf]

You won't get into heaven with language like that.

The other day when I posted my views on Jesus Christ and my beliefs. I didnt do it so at the 1st oppotunity to be taken the piss out of..I didnt judge anybody or take the piss what they wrote.

So why exactly do you feel the need for your boring little comments?

I dont know anything about you or your beliefs,hurts or personal circumstances so why the comment?

Does it make you feel better to take the mickey out of peoples beliefs?

 

[byf]

Gone off Jesus now have ya

Why because I swear and write a comment..yes thats right people who believe in jesus are perfect arnt they!

Why judge what you dont understand.

Sheep taking the mick!

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Oh God, here we go again (no pun intended0