Blocked toilets

[Durlston]

Anyone else had a lavatory so badly blocked that a plumber had to be called in?

Early Friday evening i had a really messy number two and i used far too much loo roll. The water in the bowl almost flooded the bathroom when i flushed it. After several attempts to get the water level back to normal, professional help was needed. What happened after still has me in hysterics even now.

The plumber brought a hose to blow into so all the shit and paper would rise up. The poor bloke almost had a heart attack with the heat and effort. I needed oxygen through laughing so much. The smell made things even worse. Play resumed today and i got a text on how it went. I absolutely creased up on the train - people thought i was a complete nutter.

So unless you're at work go easy on the old bog roll.

 

[Juan Albion]

A plumber? For a blocked loo? What kind of man are you?

 

[Durlston]

A plumber? For a blocked loo? What kind of man are you?

I'd tried everything, Juan Albion. Hot water, bog brush round the u-bend, umpteen flushes. From now on i'm going to have a bath after i have a dump.

 

[Albalbion]

HAHAHA i cant stop laughin at this

 

[Juan Albion]

I'd tried everything, Juan Albion. Hot water, bog brush round the u-bend, umpteen flushes. From now on i'm going to have a bath after i have a dump.

Everything but the plunger that's designed for the job, eh?

 

[sydney]

four wipes should adequate to clean the rectal area after defeacation unless you have had a big session on the guinners followed by a bowl of paella,if you are forced to wipe more than four times on a regular basis you should attend your doctors surgery for a pooh test, alternatively you can test the wipe-ability level of your pooh by sticking a small lump(about the size of a grape) to a smooth vertical surface such as a window or the front of the fridge, if it stays put for longer longer than a minute , you need to drink more water.

 

[Lyndhurst 14]

The khasis in the States don’t seem to be as well designed as their counterparts in the UK and consequently get blocked more easily. Fortunately you can buy this coiled gizmo in Home Depot for a few dollars which works a treat and saves a fortune in plumber’s bills. Not seen it in the UK which is a pity as it’s a great little turdbuster.

 

[ArfurW8]

I have a"friend" who flushes the turd first,then wipes and flushes the paper away on the second flush.
Not so good if you have a water meter or live in a caravan though.

 

[Chicken Runner61]

I have a"friend" who flushes the turd first,then wipes and flushes the paper away on the second flush.
Not so good if you have a water meter or live in a caravan though.

Isn't that a called a courtesy flush or summat?

 

[El Presidente]

I have a"friend" who flushes the turd first,then wipes and flushes the paper away on the second flush.
Not so good if you have a water meter or live in a caravan though.

That at least prevents one being confronted by the classic 'Vienetta' colour combination of poo, wee and soggy Andrex when entering the khazi.

 

[dougdeep]

I have a"friend" who flushes the turd first,then wipes and flushes the paper away on the second flush.

Do you pay to watch him?

 

[ArfurW8]

Do you pay to watch him?

No,but if you want to I could always ask.

 

[surrey jim]

four wipes should adequate to clean the rectal area after defeacation unless you have had a big session on the guinners followed by a bowl of paella,if you are forced to wipe more than four times on a regular basis you should attend your doctors surgery for a pooh test, alternatively you can test the wipe-ability level of your pooh by sticking a small lump(about the size of a grape) to a smooth vertical surface such as a window or the front of the fridge, if it stays put for longer longer than a minute , you need to drink more water.

Who in their right mind would put their shit on a window/fridge and time it??

 

[8ace]

That at least prevents one being confronted by the classic 'Vienetta' colour combination of poo, wee and soggy Andrex when entering the khazi.

Nothing worse than a chod-bin full of bangers and mash.

 

[Lush]

Everything but the plunger that's designed for the job, eh?

These are great. EVERY home should have one. They only cost a few pounds and if you need one, you don't want to have to leave the blockage to go out and buy one. Also good for blocked sinks and drains that need a bit of encouragment.

 

[hitony]

These are great. EVERY home should have one. They only cost a few pounds and if you need one, you don't want to have to leave the blockage to go out and buy one. Also good for blocked sinks and drains that need a bit of encouragment.

Very true, I think the one we have cost a quid from a local market, cheap but does the job, but I must add I have not had to use ours for the same reason as the thread starter

 

[glasfryn]

whenever that happens I use a sealed(for obvious reasons,one of the ones without the holes in the bottom) black bag hand and arm inside and get in there pushing and shoving this normally clears things then take off the bag carefully turning it inside out then in the bin and hey presto!.

saves huge plumbers bills
tip given to me by a very old plumber

 

[sydney]

Who in their right mind would put their shit on a window/fridge and time it??

you shouldn't need to "TIME" it as it should fall of almost immediately.........as long as you dry it properly....

 

[upthealbion1970]

Anyone else had a lavatory so badly blocked that a plumber had to be called in?

Early Friday evening i had a really messy number two and i used far too much loo roll. The water in the bowl almost flooded the bathroom when i flushed it. After several attempts to get the water level back to normal, professional help was needed. What happened after still has me in hysterics even now.

The plumber brought a hose to blow into so all the shit and paper would rise up. The poor bloke almost had a heart attack with the heat and effort. I needed oxygen through laughing so much. The smell made things even worse. Play resumed today and i got a text on how it went. I absolutely creased up on the train - people thought i was a complete nutter.

So unless you're at work go easy on the old bog roll.

 

[The Brighton Bear]

four wipes should adequate to clean the rectal area after defeacation unless you have had a big session on the guinners followed by a bowl of paella,if you are forced to wipe more than four times on a regular basis you should attend your doctors surgery for a pooh test, alternatively you can test the wipe-ability level of your pooh by sticking a small lump(about the size of a grape) to a smooth vertical surface such as a window or the front of the fridge, if it stays put for longer longer than a minute , you need to drink more water.

I now have this image of NSC followers plastering crap all over their windows and fridges with stopwatches in their hand.