[Football] Blatter accused of sexual harassment

[Sussexscots]

The image of Princess Leia chained to Jabba The Hutt popped into my head on reading the thread title!

 

[knocky1]

You look as if you're after her fanny Blatter. You're a disgrace.

 

[Algernon]

Or Hoop Solo (if you've seen the pics)

 

[maffew]

You look as if you're after her fanny Blatter. You're a disgrace.

What a brilliant headline for the Sunday Sport!

 

[Dick Head]

That pic doesnt quite work - you try looking at her left boob for your left eye and her right through you right eye. You to go crossed eyes and we have got a better angle. Try it

You wouldn't have noticed that if we weren't in an international break. You've got too much time on your hands.

 

[maffew]

You wouldn't have noticed that if we weren't in an international break. You've got too much time on your hands.

True very true. Did you try it though? I just tried again and I think its not possible

 

[Weststander]

When a proven crook and serial liar SB simply says “The allegation is ridiculous”, it stinks of he’s as guilty as hell.

 

[Dick Head]

True very true. Did you try it though? I just tried again and I think its not possible

It's not supposed to be a scientific diagram explaining binocular vision!

I did try it though.

 

[Klaas]

Well, I'll try, but are you sure you're not being racist?

Not sure if you mean that or it's the old 'can't say anything these days' schtick.

Think I probably nicked the line off someone far wittier than myself, but it's basically the same as saying 'I am surprised'. If surprised was a colour, you could colour me in with it because that's is the emotion I am feeling right now. If I was a line drawing.

That's what I took it to mean anyway. I may be wrong. In which case, colour me wrong.

 

[cloud]

Sure his eyes aren't drawn by those extraordinary shoulders? Mine were....

He's eyeing up what's in the envelope