My word he wrings every extra second out of some of those items.
"NoooooOoooooooOOOOOoooooo it's not. But thank you for calling my love. Buh bye."
"It's good...... but it's not right, thanks for calling my lovely!"
*Manic laugh* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"Today we're talking about Christmas cards - mmmmmm that's right - how early is too early? Mable's on the line from Pullborough, hi-di-hi Mable!"