Black Monday

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Mondays are never a good day at work, but feel lucky to have a job the way things are for people I know. Oh and there's the scouse clash tonight and football tomorrow so not feeling depressed. My cat hates me though so a bit down about that. She keeps turning my bedside lamp on in the middle of the night and glaring at me

And every night she moves a few centimetres closer...closer

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Mondays are never a good day at work, but feel lucky to have a job the way things are for people I know. Oh and there's the scouse clash tonight and football tomorrow so not feeling depressed. My cat hates me though so a bit down about that. She keeps turning my bedside lamp on in the middle of the night and glaring at me

How does your CAT turn your bedside lamp on?? She must be a GENIUS!

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

It's a BRILLIANT life: millions of gorgeous girls out there to be got drunk with. Everything else is just details...

I like that.

 

[CoCoa]

And every night she moves a few centimetres closer...closer

oh shit! too scared to go home now

 

[CoCoa]

How does your CAT turn your bedside lamp on?? She must be a GENIUS!

it's a press button design on the base, she sits on it

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Life is great. I feel sorry for people who can only look on the downside

 

[glasfryn]

How does your CAT turn your bedside lamp on?? She must be a GENIUS!

believe me they all are.
not depressed but very apprehensive my Mrs goes into hospital tomorrow for an Op day surgery which might end up a fairly long stay because if the keyhole goes belly up its the old scalpel....................but when its over I know she will feel better and fitter than she has been for years..............all this suddenly brings things into perspective and although I love the Albion ..........well you know what I mean.

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

Weathers a bit crap here todasy and it's making me sleepy. Bad day for invigilation...

 

[Scotty Mac]

ill feel a whole lot better when adams announces his resignation

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

believe me they all are.
not depressed but very apprehensive my Mrs goes into hospital tomorrow for an Op day surgery which might end up a fairly long stay because if the keyhole goes belly up its the old scalpel....................but when its over I know she will feel better and fitter than she has been for years..............all this suddenly brings things into perspective and although I love the Albion ..........well you know what I mean.

Hope your wife gets through it ok... know how you feel.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Life is great. I feel sorry for people who can only look on the downside

Yes but then you are living in Australia, earning good money and with a beautiful Malaysian wife.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

BBC NEWS | UK | 'Most depressing' day of the year

BBC NEWS | Business | UK jobless 'to reach 3.4 million'

BBC NEWS | Politics | Council tax bills 'to rise 3.5%'

BBC NEWS | UK | Soldier killed in Helmand named

BBC NEWS | World | Middle East | Scale of Gaza destruction emerges

BBC NEWS | Business | RBS set to report record UK loss

BBC NEWS | Business | Work suspended at Jaguar factory

And the GOOD news;

BBC NEWS | News | Clarke heads Cameron's reshuffle

 

[Taybha]

Every day i wake up and im still able to go to wee wee by myself is a good day so the Jan 19th thing is just another scam by cadbury to make us all go to the shop and eat choccy.

 

[MattBackHome]

I'm happy at the moment.

 

[Biscuit]

Why Black Monday and not Blue?

Negative unconscious racial undertones alert!

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

believe me they all are.
not depressed but very apprehensive my Mrs goes into hospital tomorrow for an Op day surgery which might end up a fairly long stay because if the keyhole goes belly up its the old scalpel....................but when its over I know she will feel better and fitter than she has been for years..............all this suddenly brings things into perspective and although I love the Albion ..........well you know what I mean.

You clearly haven't met mine!!

Good luck with your wife tomorrow, hope the operation goes to plan

 

[Ding Dong !]

Depressed ? f*** no, I'd already earnt £320 by lunchtime, why would I be depressed ?

 

[sir danny cullip]

Been stuck in my room for the last 10 days revising contract law...how could I not be depressed?!

 

[defrocked priest]

Uncle Spielberg, I do wonder about you sometimes.

I am in a good spirits,sorry to boast, but I did win my Hereford bet on Satadee and that tidy sum will be put to use on Tuesday when I can watch the Luton match knowing that I took a paid day from work to go.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

I'm depressed after what happened on Saturday.