Biscuit: Scout of the year.

[Biscuit]

Did a bit of coaching for a local primary schools football team last year. They had a fantastic little striker who was honest to god another class.

I went bleeting on and on about juniour seagulls and I found out today that he has been spotted and offered a six week trial by Brighton!

The next Rooney, and I found him! (well.... almost)


*awaits flaming*

 

[Kev the Ape]

Well Done, what's this boy name? We might have a new Bobby Zamora.

 

[Yoda]

*awaits flaming*

Hows this?

 

[itszamora]

I do some basketball coaching, but all the kids are crap so can't see anything similar happening sadly

 

[Citrus]

I do some basketball coaching, but all the kids are crap so can't see atything similar happening sadly

 

[Biscuit]

Well Done, what's this boy name? We might have a new Bobby Zamora.

He's about 12 and I don't know him to well so probably best I don't give his name.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

There are three boys at school in Billingshurst who are all in the england squad for a tournament in Sweden. Might be worth a look at.

Under 13s I think.

 

[The Large One]

Can't be as good as my eight year old nephew. He's superb.

Next week, I shall be mostly teaching him the fine art of the two-footed, waist-high challenge.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Can't be as good as my eight year old nephew. He's superb.

Next week, I shall be mostly teaching him the fine art of the two-footed, waist-high challenge.

I doubt even Viv Anderson could get his legs around your waist?

 

[Biscuit]

 

[The Large One]

No, Richie, this isn't all-in grapple-and-grunt wrestling.

I am talking about flying drop kicks, leavng a Adidas-striped autograph on the recipient's thigh. This will be alongside the 'honest it was accidental, ref' looks, complete with the arms up in mock-surrender / innocent pleading gestures.

But if we're on the insults line, Richie, only Perseus is able to look at you...

 

[Beach Hut]

I wouldn't be very proud if I was called a Scout

 

[Biscuit]

Scout.

 

[dougdeep]

More like a brownie.

 

[Artois]

Which one are you?