Bird impressions

[Uncle C]

This bird left a lasting impression on my neighbours window. Looks like a full on crash at speed.

Anyone else got pictures like this?

 

[7:18]

I can do a good Flamingo

 

[Billy the Fish]

I can do a good bird impression, in fact anyone can. Just pull your nob through the back of your legs, cross them a bit and hey presto - you now look like a bird

 

[Easy 10]

I can do a good bird impression. Look.

"Oooh, I've got nothing to WEAR"
"Which way is left ?"
"Why bother watching the highlights when you already KNOW the score ?"
"I need more shoes"
"Just look at the state of her ROOTS"
"But you went out LAST night"
"Whats an away goal ?"

 

[Trufflehound]

I can do a good bird impression. Look.

"Oh my - it's HUGE!"

Or is it only me they say that to?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I can do a good Roger Moore impression:



Thank you very much

 

[Trufflehound]

I can do a good Roger Moore impression:



Thank you very much

Looks more like Leonard Nimoy to me.

 

[Krusty]

Coo Coo

 

[Meade's Ball]

I love the emu. Scientists say they can't fly, but if you have an aerial that needs a kneed to accomodate the weathered signal of Greek rodeo'd paedo porn ,that wingless twat will float to the roof alongside you and help twist the necessary metal. When you and it return to the settee, it'll be an evening of Bullback Bumboy.

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Is that your next door neighbour in the picture?

Was it a terradactyl that sloshed into her huge window at full pelt?

 

[Uncle C]

Well here's another one I found. Perhaps a new type of art?

 

[Easy 10]

I wonder what that note pinned to the tree says. Intriguing.
Any chance you could pop out and read it Uncle C, then come back and report on your findings ?

 

[Uncle C]

Re: Re: Bird impressions

Is that your next door neighbour in the picture?

Was it a terradactyl that sloshed into her huge window at full pelt?

Unfortunately I've never been in her daughter's bedroom. The daughter is 20, and very tasty, but this is probably a doll from her youth.

The neighbours are away at present and I cant see if there is a dead bird on their balcony. Would have done well to survive that impact

 

[Uncle C]

I wonder what that note pinned to the tree says. Intriguing.
Any chance you could pop out and read it Uncle C, then come back and report on your findings ?

It says

Beware low flying, short sighted, pidgeons

 

[Easy 10]

Thank you. My curiousity is now quenched.

 

[Meade's Ball]

I can see one of Dungeness' nuclear bustards heading for Scotland with a Bird Of (Os)Prey on his vest.