[Technology] Bill Gates Divorce...

[nicko31]

Blimey, how often to people split when you least expect it?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-56975466

 

[Garry Nelson's teacher]

Who gets the record collection?

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Blimey, how often to people split when you least expect it?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-56975466

I’d like to see you do 27 years with that dullard!

Why did we ‘least expect it’ out of interest?

 

[Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ]

Now that he's getting everyone injected with his nano chips he doesn't need her anymore.

 

[Lyndhurst 14]

Surely with that nano-chip in her Covid injection he should have more control over her

 

[albionfan37]

You can bet she won’t be one of the 500 million now

 

[amexer]

May need more than a W H Smith do it yourself divorce kit to sort that one out

 

[zefarelly]

Who gets the record collection?

I bet he's got 2 copies of Rumours.

 

[hart's shirt]

Did he try turning her off and on again?

 

[Smirko]

Could be a messy divorce, wonder who will get the last word, I am sure their respective lawyers will excel themselves...

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

'So. Melinda. What first attracted you to the billionaire Bill Gates?'

 

[KZNSeagull]

I hope it does not effect the funding and work of their foundation.

 

[Brok]

5 minute job.

 

[Insel affe]

My guess it will be a very amicable divorce settlement, probably even remain friends.

 

[zefarelly]

My guess it will be a very amicable divorce settlement, probably even remain friends.

£10bn each, donate the rest, job done, move on.

Maybe they will end up arguing over the record collection.

 

[Insel affe]

Maybe they will end up arguing over the record collection.

There would be no such arguments over my record collection....

mine, mine, mine

 

[Garry Nelson's teacher]

One of my mates went down the acrimonious divore route and it went to court. The day of the hearing was the couples 25th wedding anniversary. I suppose that looking on the bright side it was a nice, neat ending.

 

[Live by the sea]

Must be hard for Mrs Gates just to be left with the Villa in Malibu, the penthouse in Manhattan , the House in aspen , house in south of France and the penthouse in Rome as well as having to share the maids , gardeners , & private chefs with her husband oh and the £500m paid into her bank account . Tough life .

 

[B-right-on]

£10bn each, donate the rest, job done, move on.

Maybe they will end up arguing over the record collection.

With these fekkers there's never enough tho.

 

[Beach Hut]

Must be hard for Mrs Gates just to be left with the Villa in Malibu, the penthouse in Manhattan , the House in aspen , house in south of France and the penthouse in Rome as well as having to share the maids , gardeners , & private chefs with her husband oh and the £500m paid into her bank account . Tough life .

Bearing in mind Bill Gates is estimated to be worth $79b I would expect more the that !