BIG question of the day

[looney]

Aparently different races have different poo, its to do with local diet not genetics though.

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

Didn't Einstein say it's only brown because of the direction we look at it from, it'd be green if we were on a level with it or looking from below.

I'll take a look from that angle next time the wife shits on our glass top coffee table Starry.

 

[El Presidente]

I'll take a look from that angle next time the wife shits on our glass top coffee table Starry.

Think you could need the Mr Sheen after she does that Lord C

 

[Kent Seagull]

The perfect poo should be conker coloured and tapered at the ends:

Do you know why turds are tapered?

So you arse doesn't shut with a bang!

 

[bhaexpress]

I've suffered from internal bleeding from time to time. Blood not only irritates the bowel it makes your stools jet black, very nasty I can assure you.

 

[sullyupthewing]

Whilst we are on the subject of poo.
What did the Vet say to the constipated cat.
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Have a Break Have a Shit Cat.

Yeah I know Coat

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

 

[Race]

Shit thread.

thats crap

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Whilst we are on the subject of poo.
What did the Vet say to the constipated cat.
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Have a Break Have a Shit Cat.

Yeah I know Coat

Hahahha thats excellent

 

[cheeseroll]

Mines red but then i do drink a lot of campari..

 

[Virgos Magician]

Suddenly my hot choclate dosent look so tempting.

 

[the wanderbus]

Ive got a mate who went to the doctors thinking he had bowel cancer because he laid a red turd, it turned out that at a party the night before he had eaten a jar of beetroot & then drunk the vinegar it was pickled in.

 

[Wardy]

If you've ever had to take iron pills for anaemia then turns it black.

So is red meat.

 

[Brighton TID]

if you put green grass on a compost heap, eventually it will turn to brown compost.

There is a moral here which is that even the grass on the other side turns to shit after a while which makes everyone equal in my book

 

[magoo]

i spose it's the same principle as mixing loads of different paint together. you always get dark brown.

 

[cardboard]

I had a guiness session yesterday
Very black today, tomorrow will be half black and half brown and tuesday will be back to normal



cool

 

[Zed Seagull]

If you want a yellow one, eat sweetcorn

 

[The Large One]

If you want a yellow one, eat sweetcorn

Great. Eat sweetcorn - shit out corn on the cob.