BIG question of the day

[El Presidente]

Why is poo BROWN?

I don't eat a lot of brown food, normally when you mix colours you get a grey colour (or gray color if you are Bhaexpress), so why is poo BROWN..

Surely poo would be a lot more interesting if it was a variety of colours, especially if it changed as your mood changed. Red if you are angry, yellow if you are feeling sunny and black if you are depressed. You could then try changing mood WHILST you dropped the kids off at the pool and produce a rainbow effect (although thinking about it it would be more like a pack of Rowntrees Fruit Pastilles).

God has a lot to answer for

 

[Race]

The perfect poo should be conker coloured and tapered at the ends, it should be non sticky in texture and it shouldnt take no more than a sheet of toilet paper to wipe your bum after! It should also float! Sinkers mean not enough fibre in your diet!

 

[chez]

The perfect poo should be conker coloured and tapered at the ends, it should be non sticky in texture and it shouldnt take no more than a sheet of toilet paper to wipe your bum after! It should also float! Sinkers mean not enough fibre in your diet!

You've watching too much "You Are What You Eat" Race!!

It must get browner as you get older because isnt kids poo green??

 

[Race]

You've watching too much "You Are What You Eat" Race!!

It must get browner as you get older because isnt kids poo green??

Babies poo isnt a very nice colour but I'd be a bit worried if my kids poo was green!

 

[El Presidente]

I thought that if your poo floated it meant there was too much fat in your diet.

 

[Easy 10]

My poo goes all orangey after I've been drinking Newcastle BROWN all night.

Work that one out.

 

[Race]

I thought that if your poo floated it meant there was too much fat in your diet.

Will have to ask my hydrotheropist that one!

 

[El Presidente]

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He had to work it out with a pencil

 

[chez]

The brown colour is from bile excreted by the gall bladder. This is largely due to bilirubin, which is produced by the liver as it breaks down haemogobin in your blood.

 

[El Presidente]

Will have to ask my hydrotheropist that one!

Race has clearly had COLONIC IRRIGATION. I think you should be filling in the STRAPON poll on NSP now baby.

 

[Crisp]

Red wine makes my poo green - Why?

 

[Starry]

Didn't Einstein say it's only brown because of the direction we look at it from, it'd be green if we were on a level with it or looking from below.

I think it's something to do with used red blood cells and bile that makes poop brown.

Baby poop is a lighter brown or green because they have least waste to get rid off and don't fill their bodies with junk like grown up do.

 

[Race]

Race has clearly had COLONIC IRRIGATION. I think you should be filling in the STRAPON poll on NSP now baby.

 

[Race]

Baby poop is a lighter brown or green because they have least waste to get rid off and don't fill their bodies with junk like grown up do.

Horrid thought really when you think about the rubbish we do eat and drink! Surprised it even comes out brown, all that junk fermenting for days inside ya belly eeeewwwww!!

 

[Starry]

Horrid thought really when you think about the rubbish we do eat and drink! Surprised it even comes out brown, all that junk fermenting for days inside ya belly eeeewwwww!!

Ick! It's almost enough to put me off eating.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Shit thread.

 

[Yorkie]

If you've ever had to take iron pills for anaemia then turns it black.

 

[Gully]

...similar effect with Guinness, that is full of iron, allegedly...

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Why is poo BROWN?

I don't eat a lot of brown food, normally when you mix colours you get a grey colour (or gray color if you are Bhaexpress), so why is poo BROWN..

Surely poo would be a lot more interesting if it was a variety of colours, especially if it changed as your mood changed. Red if you are angry, yellow if you are feeling sunny and black if you are depressed. You could then try changing mood WHILST you dropped the kids off at the pool and produce a rainbow effect (although thinking about it it would be more like a pack of Rowntrees Fruit Pastilles).

God has a lot to answer for

Not after a chicken chilli garlic kudharri from the shahi they're not,bright red mate,ooohhhh!

 

[El Presidente]

Re: Re: BIG question of the day

Not after a chicken chilli garlic kudharri from the shahi they're not,bright red mate,ooohhhh!

I think that's bright red cos your ARSE LINING is coming out too