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[tedebear]

"its" ? ?

?? well I'm just checking now - but last time I looked I had two??

as in "it is" mine ??

 

[Juan Albion]

Two would be just about right I would think.

 

[Locky]

Medium sized breasts do for me................although its more the shape of a woman that catches my eye............Curves are what its about......skinny women with huge tits do nothing for me.

 

[Juan Albion]

skinny women with huge tits do nothing for me.

Better improve your chat-up lines then.

 

[Locky]

Better improve your chat-up lines then.

 

[tedebear]

any chat up line that included boobs would result in a rather large laugh from me!!

 

[London Irish]

?? well I'm just checking now - but last time I looked I had two??

as in "it is" mine ??

In the interests of 100% accuracy, I think you should definitely check again, but quite slowly. And perchance if you could tell us what you're wearing.........

 

[tedebear]

In the interests of 100% accuracy, I think you should definitely check again, but quite slowly. And perchance if you could tell us what you're wearing.........

my gardening overalls??

 

[Juan Albion]

my gardening overalls??

Just that? That's actually a fantasy of mine - a woman in gardening overalls. How did you know?

 

[Marshy]

Easy... I piss myself with laughter at your comments sometimes

 

[METALMICKY]

The best line for a smack in the chops is "Here luv, here's a joke so funny you'll laugh your tits off......................oh sorry you've heard it before then!"

 

[tedebear]

deary me you lot !! I shall test your theory Juan - when Zef gets home I shall see if overalls are his fantasy too although I rather pong of chook poo to be honest!!

 

[JJ McClure]

my gardening overalls??

oooh just like Felicity Kendall

 

[Easy 10]

Easy... I piss myself with laughter at your comments sometimes

So you think I'm funny ? What, funny like a clown ? I'm here to amuse you am I ?
*advances menacingly*
What the f*** do you mean I'm funny ?

(sorry if you've never seen Goodfella's and you don't know where I'm coming from on that...in fact, I'm having second thoughts about posting it now).



Too late.

 

[Marshy]

 

[Brighton Breezy]

How about some photos so we can decide which we prefer..?
Surely some large breasts and small breasts are what are called for...

Goodfellas = CLASSIC

 

[London Calling]

deary me you lot !! I shall test your theory Juan - when Zef gets home I shall see if overalls are his fantasy too although I rather pong of chook poo to be honest!!

I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU HAVE A COUPLE OF SPARE TOMATO SEEDS?
LC1

 

[fatboy]

One of my ex's had inverted nipples. I didn't like it.

 

[jonnyboylennon]

Pulled a bird with hairy nipples once. Not loads of hair, like, but a bit.

She was a student at my Uni, quite fit, and her mum was Iranian or something, which explained the hair.

I actually couldnt get it up that night cos of that, I was slamming into her with a semi-on - RUBBISH.

i still get nightmares- you should have seen the minge on it.

 

[fatboy]

While looking at the above inverted nipples I came across a picture of JBL's ex. And then I came all over it.