Best player related football chants ever

[Commander]

The Gary Hart / Posh Spice one has to be up there.

Anyone remember the David Icke / Johnny Crumplin one?

Sunderland had a fantastic one for Lee Howey when he was playing for them and Steve Howey was playing at Newcastle-

"Lee Lee Howey, Lee Lee Howey, your brother is a C*NT"

Brilliant.

Any more?

 

[Commander]

Blimey this one went down a storm.

 

[Butch Willykins]

"What's that coming over the hill? Is it Chimbonda? Is it Chimbonda"

sung by Spurs fans a few years back. It makes me smile for some reason!!

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

The Andy Goram one always makes me laugh. Poor bloke.

 

[Acker79]

I always like no no nogan (to the tune of no limit)

 

[tonymgc]

Park Park wherever you may be,
You eat dogs in your home country.
But it could be worse you could be scouse,
Eating rats in your council house.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I believe there was a song for Sam Sodje (brother of Efe).

Copying the Hollies...

He ain't Efe.
He's his brother.

 

[NUFC1892]

Love Man United's for Anderson, not humerous or owt like that but it sounds class when their full away end is singing it.

Oh, and their 12 days of Cantona song or whatever it's called is quality.

 

[pishhead]

Peter Reid got a monkeys heid always makes me laugh!

 

[brightonrock]

Gotta say my personal favourite is "Sunday monday Habib Beye"

 

[R. Slicker]

Oh Colin Pates......
We are his mates

 

[Butch Willykins]

"Van-Per-Sie, When a girl says no, Molest her" - (Tune Craig David Rewind)

 

[Return of the Rev]

southend v brighton fat steward walks round the pitch and this geezer shouts out who ate dennis wise! who ate dennis wise! it made me laugh

 

[Rich Suvner]

Ooh Aah Cantona, remixed by Man United fans to the French national anthem. Nice touch.

 

[Return of the Rev]

Then there was the home fans singing to brighton going down! going down! going down! the brighton fans responded with so are we! so are we! so are we! MADE MY MUM LAUGH! just seen that that west ham have been given credit for that one !

 

[Thunder Bolt]

The Kuipers chant was fairly unique.

 

[One Teddy Maybank]

You're just a sh!t chas & Dave

Spurs fans to Liam Gallagher

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Ooh Aah Cantona, remixed by Man United fans to the French national anthem. Nice touch.

maybe we could somehow do that with vincelot?

 

[Del Boy]

The Kuipers chant was fairly unique.

One of the best BHA player chants!

 

[albie_noobs]

When Crouch was at Liverpool,

He's big
He's red
His feet stick out the bed
Peter Crouch.....Peter Crouch