[Football] Best ever football insults.

[AmexRuislip]

Mine would be:
Joe Kinnear calling Charles N’Zogbia "Insomnia............classic

 

[smudge]

I don't think you can ever beat Fergies HT team talk at WHL when Man U were 3 down v Spurs.
"Lads, it's Tottenham!"
3-5 at full time.

 

[Dougie]

" five nill and you can't **** off "

 

[Icy Gull]

"You're not Special any more" is a good recent one

 

[jonny.rainbow]

" five nill and you can't **** off "

Singing we pay our taxes so should you...

 

[Binney on acid]

"You're nearly as gifted as Liam Bridcutt".

 

[lawros left foot]

Your pace is deceptive Son, you're slower than you look

Shankly, I think

 

[StonehamPark]

You're not worth that.

 

[wellquickwoody]

You stupid bxxtards, you burned your own town!

You should have burned more etc etc.

On another note, hearing a group of Scousers giving it the 'town full of pooftahs' at The Amex, I responded with a 'You're too ugly etc', give 'em their due, they fell about laughing and thought it was brilliant!

 

[theboybilly]

Your pace is deceptive Son, you're slower than you look

Shankly, I think

Indeed. - an often quoted Shankly team talk before hosting United.......' Pat Crerand, now he's deceptive - he's slower than you think'

 

[theboybilly]

2 Cloughie quotes: about Gary Megson - 'He couldn't trap a bag of cement',
- and another to Pierre Van Hooijdonk (I think) 'You're not good enough to be temperamental'

 

[dazzer6666]

Loved the 'we're Brighton and Hove Albion, we still play in Blue' against Cardiff last year. Massive applause from the Taffs.

 

[martin tyler]

Remember Dave Jones quotes on Carlton Palmer.
"He covers every blade of grass but only because he first touch is so crap"

 

[Gregory2Smith1]

didn't Cloughie call the Polish keeper a clown

 

[Icy Gull]

Remember Dave Jones quotes on Carlton Palmer.
"He covers every blade of grass but only because he first touch is so crap"

Brilliant, haven't heard that before. We had a striker we could have said that about too.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

You stupid bxxtards, you burned your own town!

You should have burned more etc etc.

On another note, hearing a group of Scousers giving it the 'town full of pooftahs' at The Amex, I responded with a 'You're too ugly etc', give 'em their due, they fell about laughing and thought it was brilliant!

yeah, I just cracked rib reading it
regards
DR

 

[wellquickwoody]

yeah, I just cracked rib reading it
regards
DR

I wish I could believe you, but you must have got someone else to read it out to you, yeah?

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

I wish I could believe you, but you must have got someone else to read it out to you, yeah?

something like that
regards
DR

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

Not an insult but Keegan's, Fergie rant is a classic..

http://https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Yenzdq5g6o

 

[TonyW]

I seem to remember Leeds responding to (I think Sunderland's)" going down, going down, going down" with "so are we, so are we, so are we".