Best and worst football chant??

[Bluejuice]

Oooh, another good'un:

Don't blame it on the Biscan,
Don't blame it on the Hamann,
Don't blame it on the Finnan,
Blame it on Traore,
He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet.

 

[Pikey]

Two Andy Gorams When Andy Goram was having treatment for schizophrenia...
'There's only two Andy Gorams, two Andy Goooorams...'

 

[Pikey]

You've got Abramovich
We'll get a brand new pitch
Roubles and caviar
We've got Vieira

 

[Pikey]

When I was just a bambino
Said to my mama, When I'm at Chelsea
Will I play Parker
Lampard or Cole
Here's what she said to me -
Don't you worry, son
You'll learn to play everyone
They'll call you the Tinkerman
Que sera sera

 

[Pikey]

Phil Thompson Chants

1)"Sit down Pinocchio" - to the tune of 'Paolo Di Canio'

2) "We've got Dom Matteo. You've got Pinocchio" - to the same tune. Sung by Leeds fans.

3) "Hey, Phi-il Thompson (Ooh-Ah), I wanna know-oh-oh - where you got that nose" - to the tune of DJ Otzi's Hey Baby! Sung by West Ham fans.

4) "Get your nostrils off the pitch" - to the tune of footballing standard
'Who the f***ing #### are you?' aka Bread Of Heaven. Sung by Arsenal fans.

5) "Big nose - you've got a f***ing big nose" - to the tune of Blue Moon.
Sung by Leeds fans,

6) "Thompson needs a nose job, Thompson needs a nose job, la la la la, la la la la" - to the tune of Ossie's Dream or Let's All Do The Conga. Sung by
Chelsea fans.

7) "It's here, it's there, it's every f**king where, Thompson's nose, Thompson's nose" - to the tune of He's Fat, He's Round etc. Sung by Leeds fans.

8) "Sneeze in a minute! He's gonna sneeze in a minute!" - to the tune of Guantanamera.

9) "He's got the whole world, in his nostrils, he's got the whole world in his nostrils, he's got the whole wide world in his nostrils"
- to the tune of He's Got The Whole World In His Hands.

10) "Oh the shadow outside is frightening, stops the sun from shining light in. You can see it wherever he goes, Thompson's nose, Thompson's nose, Thompson's nose"
- to the tune of Let It Snow. Sung by Manchester United fans.

 

[Pikey]

(to the tune of 'Cos I Got High' - Afroman)
He's Out the England squad and we know why
'Cos Rio got high
Rio got high
Rio got high
la-la-la la la-la

 

[Pikey]

Bernt Haas
I've gone and Bernt my Haas
I've gone and Bernt my Haas
I've gone and Bernt my Haas
Bernt Haas...

 

[Pikey]

We were watching the Bill - What was the score in Seville?
Rangers Fans response to Celtic after UEFA Cup Final defeat.

 

[Pikey]

You'll be watching the bill, when we're in Seville
Celtic fans singing to Rangers fans.

 

[LANGDON SEAGULL]

Liverpool to Spurs fans:

Youve got Jermain Defoe
Weve knicked your stereos

 

[Pikey]

“Cheer up Peter Reid, Oh what can it mean.... he sent Sunderland down and now he's trying with Leeds...”

 

[Pikey]

"You're not solvent anymore!"
Gillingham fans at Notts Forest this season

 

[Pikey]

Feed the Scousers,
Let them know its Christmas time..

 

[Hampden Park]

we're not cockneys
and we're not cockneys
we're not cockneys etc etc
sang to plymouth fans when they sang

we hate cockneys etc etc

 

[Pikey]

Ten men went to lift,
Went to lift Frank Lampard,
Ten men and their dumper truck went to lift Frank Lampard.

 

[Pikey]

In the town, called Sunderland,
There lived a man with a monkey's heid,
And they called him Peter Reid,
He peels bananas with his feet,
Peter Reid peels bananas with his feet,
Bananas with his feet, Bananas with his feet..

 

[Pikey]

Chelsea fans began singing their famous chant Jose Mou-rinho, Jose Mou-rinho, to which Spurs fans replied...

Your coat's from Matalan,
Your coat's from Matalan,

 

[Pikey]

Is this the way to the San Siro,
I'm off the beer and on the vino,
Scotland one Italia zero,
O Bonnie Scotland win for me,
Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la One-nil,
Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la One-nil,
Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Bonnie Scotland win for me

 

[Pikey]

Id rather have a speedboat than Kanu,
Id rather have a speedboat than Kanu
Yes Id rather have a speedboat,
Rather have a speedboat,
Rather have a speedboat than Kanu.

Id rather have a raft than Kanu
Id rather have a raft than Kanu
Yes Id rather have a raft,
rather have a raft,
rather have a raft than Kanu.

Now Id rather f*****g drown that have Kanu,
Now Id rather f*****g drown that have Kanu,
Yes Id rather f*****g drown,
Rather f*****g drown,
Rather f*****g drown than have Kanu

 

[brighton2win]

He's big, he's red, his feet stick out of bed, Peter Crouch, Peter Crouch