Bellend & Hove Albion

[El Presidente]

Hard to believe he's actually a manager now!

Manager of Barnton in the North West Counties League. They had a crowd of 34 for their last match.

Looks a little stockier than when he played for the Albion.

 

[wigman]

If this is about players with a bad attitude or players who had a run-in with the law?
Micky Thomas is in on both counts

100% this.
We paid very good money for him and he went public saying that he regretted signing for us.
He spent most of his time driving up and down the motorway to his family in North Wales on the club's expense.

 

[El Presidente]

Yes I'm aware of that. You said he 'refused to play'

I thought that was the case. Remember being at Watford and we out out pretty much a full strength team except for Benno.

If I'm wrong I'll take it back.

 

[LlcoolJ]

I don't think Benno should be on the list. Top bloke and has always been massively positive about the Albion since leaving. Don't think he left badly at all either.

Leon Knight is a complete and utter bell end with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. I'm almost embarrassed that I used to like him for being a good player for us. He's a cock.

I believe he and McCammon were pretty good mates, which is understandable....

 

[Peter Grummit]

Can't believe no-one's mentioned Kemy!

PG

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

He spent most of his time driving up and down the motorway to his family in North Wales on the club's expense.

Apart from when he was shagging the sister of a girl I knew.

 

[Sheebo]

I thought that was the case. Remember being at Watford and we out out pretty much a full strength team except for Benno.

If I'm wrong I'll take it back.

Yes I think it was but I thought Gus chose to leave him out - pretty sure he didn't refuse to play and was a names sub etc..

 

[BN9 BHA]

Can't believe no-one's mentioned Kemy!

PG

His crime was pretending to be a footballer.

I was working for a customer recently who works for a charity, I must have mentioned I was an Albion fan as she asked me if a Jermain ( spelling? ) was still playing.
I didn't have a clue who she meant, she said he was a lovely Dutch chap and he regularly helped out at this charity, she said everyone at the charity liked him.

Jermain is Kemy.

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

Dean Hammond's goal celebration and abusive gestures to the south stand upon his return with Southampton left a bad taste for a while. I guess he kind of redeemed himself later though?

How has no one mentioned Dean Hammond yet? Maybe not questionable when playing in the Albions colours, but an enormous CJTC towards our fans whilst at the Scummers

There you go. A couple of pages back.

 

[Peter Grummit]

His crime was pretending to be a footballer.

I was working for a customer recently who works for a charity, I must have mentioned I was an Albion fan as she asked me if a Jermain ( spelling? ) was still playing.
I didn't have a clue who she meant, she said he was a lovely Dutch chap and he regularly helped out at this charity, she said everyone at the charity liked him.

Jermain is Kemy.

I'm delighted he was doing some thing good and useful while he was here.

PG

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Don't think I heard the Davies incident before? Do explain!

Gus was the manager and Davies, thinking it was funny, released a smoke bomb (or something similar) in the dressing room after a training session. Gus was less than impressed and they had an argument about it, which obviously ended with Davies being packed off and sent somewhere unpleasant.

 

[BensGrandad]

Andy Kennedy, didnt he have a ruck with fans outside a club on corner of West St.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

For me, its a player whose name escapes me. He 'played' in defence during the Gillingham years. He gifted Brentford 2 goals in August 98. At a home game (his last for us) someone actually tapped the ball past him and ran round him to lay on a goal. I heard he was a bully to his missus, in a very unpleasant way, too. And thought he was doing us a massive favour by agreeing to play for us.

To that I'll add Lauro. He spent 4 years with us and it may as well have been a bad bank holiday weekend in one of less comfortable hotels, with extra wind and rain. No respect.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

For me, its a player whose name escapes me. He 'played' in defence during the Gillingham years. He gifted Brentford 2 goals in August 98. At a home game (his last for us) someone actually tapped the ball past him and ran round him to lay on a goal. I heard he was a bully to his missus, in a very unpleasant way, too. And thought he was doing us a massive favour by agreeing to play for us.

To that I'll add Lauro. He spent 4 years with us and it may as well have been a bad bank holiday weekend in one of less comfortable hotels, with extra wind and rain. No respect.

Glenn Thomas? Brentford away '98 was my first non-Priestfield away game.

 

[reigate]

For me, its a player whose name escapes me. He 'played' in defence during the Gillingham years. He gifted Brentford 2 goals in August 98. At a home game (his last for us) someone actually tapped the ball past him and ran round him to lay on a goal. I heard he was a bully to his missus, in a very unpleasant way, too. And thought he was doing us a massive favour by agreeing to play for us.

Thomas? Can't remember his 1st name

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Glenn Thomas? Brentford away '98 was my first non-Priestfield away game.

That's the one.

Odd that three of the biggest bellends to play for us were called Thomas

If I ever hear that Brighton are after John Thomas I'll turn in my grave

 

[Dirk Lehmann's Python]

To that I'll add Lauro. He spent 4 years with us and it may as well have been a bad bank holiday weekend in one of less comfortable hotels, with extra wind and rain. No respect.

Have a read http://thegoldstonewrap.com/2013/11...presses-his-love-for-brighton-down-the-years/

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Have a read http://thegoldstonewrap.com/2013/11...presses-his-love-for-brighton-down-the-years/

Ouch! I take it back. Cheers.

 

[Bodian]

Didn't Gerry Armstrong go into the stands to headbut a supporter during a game?

Southwick Fan though - Albion Reserves v Southwick at Old Barn Way in a Sussex Senior Cup game.

 

[LamieRobertson]

Lammie Robertson....fraud (allegedly) for masquerading as a forward