Bell Cheeses at work

[Jimmehh]

Does he know he's there?

Probably not - but I just want to know now!

 

[AK74]

Call him Ro-land for the entire duration of his contract:

 

[KingstonSeagull]

Call him Ro-land for the entire duration of his contract:

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I leave in two weeks, I might try and nick it...

 

[dazzer6666]

I guess that counts as five.......

**DRUM ROLL**

A wooden one foot long triangle with covered in red velvet with a gold border and in the middle of the gold border it reads in gold plated writing " ROLAND HUMPHREY-LANCASTER, MBA"...

The chap brought in his own name plaque.... No one in the office has name plaques...

Jesus.........

Please tell me that's his real name too. Even that smells of cheese.

The mayor I know didn't ever wear his cain to work as far as I know. Still a **** though......[emoji23][emoji23]

 

[narly101]

What a prize pilch.

 

[Papa Lazarou]

I leave in two weeks, I might try and nick it...

Steal it and return it set into a jelly #TheOffice

 

[Jimmehh]

Steal it and return it set into a jelly #TheOffice

[MENTION=27450]KingstonSeagull[/MENTION] - please please do this

 

[MattBackHome]

I guess that counts as five.......

**DRUM ROLL**

A wooden one foot long triangle with covered in red velvet with a gold border and in the middle of the gold border it reads in gold plated writing " ROLAND HUMPHREY-LANCASTER, MBA"...

The chap brought in his own name plaque.... No one in the office has name plaques...

Jesus.

 

[AK74]

I leave in two weeks, I might try and nick it...

Or could you rearrange the letters of 'Roland Humphrey' to 'Horny Ram Upheld'?

 

[SeagullofMalaysia]

I guess that counts as five.......

**DRUM ROLL**

A wooden one foot long triangle with covered in red velvet with a gold border and in the middle of the gold border it reads in gold plated writing " ROLAND HUMPHREY-LANCASTER, MBA"...

The chap brought in his own name plaque.... No one in the office has name plaques...

Good grief, now THAT's what qualifies for a rating of 100% in bellcheesery. Mind you, I've always suspected that it was a name plaque, but a golden background is purely... jeez

 

[spring hall convert]

I guess that counts as five.......

**DRUM ROLL**

A wooden one foot long triangle with covered in red velvet with a gold border and in the middle of the gold border it reads in gold plated writing " ROLAND HUMPHREY-LANCASTER, MBA"...

The chap brought in his own name plaque.... No one in the office has name plaques...

Utter dickhead. Is there any potential for hiding it once he leaves the office. He'll go ****ing crazy I'd imagine.

 

[dazzer6666]

PLEASE take a picture of it and post it here.

 

[KingstonSeagull]

PLEASE take a picture of it and post it here.

I was trying to work out how to get a picture of it without it being blatantly obvious without staying late which as mentioned above, I have handed my notice in so will not be doing anything other than 9-5 until I go.

 

[dazzer6666]

"Aww. That's an awesome name plaque, do you mind if I take a picture of it?"

He would LOVE you to do that. Go on!

 

[Tarpon]

I was trying to work out how to get a picture of it without it being blatantly obvious without staying late which as mentioned above, I have handed my notice in so will not be doing anything other than 9-5 until I go.

Ask him where he got it made & that you are very impressed and thinking of getting one for yourself and would he mind terribly if you took a photo?

The massive downside with this is that you may subsequently get presented with something similar on your last day....

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I was trying to work out how to get a picture of it without it being blatantly obvious without staying late which as mentioned above, I have handed my notice in so will not be doing anything other than 9-5 until I go.

Surely he must go to the toilet at some stage during the day, in which case you can leap into action.

I think I speak for all of us in saying I am DESPERATE to see this object. It sounds AMAZING(ly pretentious and wanky).

 

[Insel affe]

I guess that counts as five.......

**DRUM ROLL**

A wooden one foot long triangle with covered in red velvet with a gold border and in the middle of the gold border it reads in gold plated writing " ROLAND HUMPHREY-LANCASTER, MBA"...

The chap brought in his own name plaque.... No one in the office has name plaques...

Is that his actual name ?

This is a an actual book any resemblance ?

 

[KingstonSeagull]

Is that his actual name ?

This is a an actual book any resemblance ?

No the chap is black and has spent far too much on his Boss suit and has cleaned his shoes about 5 times today....

 

[bn1&bn3 Albion]

Instantly made me think of this thread...

 

[Bigtomfu]

[MENTION=27450]KingstonSeagull[/MENTION] He sounds like the kind of chap who googles himself. If he does tonight he will see the first result listed as this thread.

I really, Really, REALLY hope he does.