Bell Cheeses at work

[AK74]

Fan?

 

[Petee]

Butlins 1992 Summer Talent Show Winner trophy

 

[pasty]

Some kind of framed certificate proclaiming how absolutely bloody fantastic he is at his job

 

[dazzer6666]

-a perspex 'man of the match' type thing with his 'six sigma black belt' in project management in it
-framed race number and finishing medal from his local village 10k or some other race
-please God not some form of motivational soundbite

 

[KingstonSeagull]

No one is even close yet....

Clue #2 It is red velvet and gold plated....

 

[pasty]

No one is even close yet....

Clue #2 It is red velvet and gold plated....

Please tell me it's not an OBE ?

 

[KingstonSeagull]

Please tell me it's not an OBE ?

#Clue 3: If he did then it would be on this....

 

[dazzer6666]

He's not a Town Mayor is he ? His Mayoral Chain ? Worked with a bloke who was as well as his full time job. Bellcheese of the highest order [emoji23][emoji23]

 

[MattBackHome]

His own personal 'family' coat of arms

 

[KingstonSeagull]

He's not a Town Mayor is he ? His Mayoral Chain ? Worked with a bloke who was as well as his full time job. Bellcheese of the highest order [emoji23][emoji23]

Nope, Did the bloke wear his chain to work? If so he might trump this guy slightly...

 

[KingstonSeagull]

His own personal 'family' coat of arms

No that would be on his signet ring.... Which he is also wearing.

 

[SeagullDubai]

'Its a knockout' Medal

 

[KingstonSeagull]

'Its a knockout' Medal

No that would get him kudos

 

[narly101]

An Olympic/Commonwealth medal for Knitting - but not gold or silver

 

[KingstonSeagull]

5 more guesses and then I will reveal all.

 

[Jimmehh]

A picture of his boyfriend?

 

[pasty]

A picture of his boyfriend?

Does he know he's there?

 

[SeagullofMalaysia]

OK we have another round of guess what the consultant brought in.

The CEO has hired some over paid consultant to tell him how to buy more plants it would appear(I am not quite sure what he is here to do but I am sure he is probably on a day rate of £1500+, but my NSC chums what has the consultant brought in from home and placed on his desk?

1. A picture of him in front of Wembley Stadium, something similar to our resident Palace-supporting postcode boy

2. A trophy he won from some sort of interwork competition at his previous workplace

3. Potentially another YAPPY dog a la [MENTION=6625]Badger[/MENTION] years ago

 

[KingstonSeagull]

I guess that counts as five.......

**DRUM ROLL**

A wooden one foot long triangle with covered in red velvet with a gold border and in the middle of the gold border it reads in gold plated writing " ROLAND HUMPHREY-LANCASTER, MBA"...

The chap brought in his own name plaque.... No one in the office has name plaques...

 

[pasty]

I guess that counts as five.......

**DRUM ROLL**

A wooden one foot long triangle with covered in red velvet with a gold border and in the middle of the gold border it reads in gold plated writing " ROLAND HUMPHREY-LANCASTER, MBA"...

The chap brought in his own name plaque.... No one in the office has name plaques...

What a Grade A




* runs of to delete internet history showing a google search for "cock"