Been a while.......Friday PM Caption Competition

[pasty]

Do your worst.....

 

[Uncle Buck]

You must be shit if they gave me the England job....

 

[rool]

It's ok Sam, let go of me nuts, I'll put a word in for yer I promise

 

[Superphil]

"You would not BELIEVE how much they pay me to do this job, bet you wish you got it even more now"

 

[hans kraay fan club]

"I tell you what, Sam. What an ABSOLUTE PAIR OF f***ing C*NTS we are, eh?"

 

[Badger]

So Frank phones me up and says "I'll let you have a go with my wife if you put me back in the England team"

 

[tedebear]

Wooooaah Sam whats that in your lap - are you really that pleased to see me....No mate - check that bird a few rows in front, low jeans and g string....

 

[Brovion]

"Take over, PLEEEEEEEEEZE. Then I'll look good!"

 

[Brovion]

"Tut tut Sam, what's this? A blonde hair on your collar from the bird behind who's pretending to ignore you? You won't be after my job now will you?"

 

[NMH]

"Uncle Spielberg backed ME to lead England to a Trophy, I thought he said 'atrophy'"

 

[Monkster]

Whatever you do, ALWAYS blame Mark McGhee

 

[Woodchip]

RFP - "What did you put in my drink, Sam? It's making England look amazing!!"
SA - "Magic mushrooms, Steve. They can make anything appear to move well."

 

[Barrel of Fun]

A scene to send shivers down the spines of England and Newcastle supporters across the country. Steve McLaren and Sam Allardyce share tactics and game plans.

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

Sam thinking "Can't hear a bloody word he's saying. I turned that hearing aid down when I saw him coming"

 

[Gazwag]

"That's another fine mess you got me into, Stanley"

 

[Barrow Boy]

"you'll love this one Sam, a Polish guy drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air" ................

 

[Tooting Gull]

'Sam, it makes me laugh when they say England is tough. Haven't these people ever been for a night out in Middlesbrough?'

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Drs didn't realise that by separating these Siamese twins that they would f*** 2 football teams.