[Albion] Bedsheats

[Frankworthington]

How wet will your bedsheets and mattrass be if we do not sign anyone else by the end of the window?

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Dee daw dee daw
Grammar police alert

 

[banjo]

I’ve got a nappy on just in case.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Dee daw dee daw
Grammar police alert

Spelling police Shirley?

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

Pretty chilled about the prospect, we have enough to see us through the season.

 

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

Sheat....

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Why do we have to singe anyone by the window? Why not by the fireplace or, if up for a little al fresco, by the ha ha?

 

[Frankworthington]

Spelling police Shirley?

Guilty as charged Harry. You can see why i failed O level English!

 

[Chicken Run]

How wet will your bedsheets and mattrass be if we do not sign anyone else by the end of the window?

Inevitably mine will be absolutely wet beyond belief, so much so that the piss will be dripping though the floor into my lounge

 

[Change at Barnham]

How wet will your bedsheets and mattrass be if we do not sign anyone else by the end of the window?

To start a thread like this I think a psychologist would say that you are just projecting your own anxiety and are looking for reassurance.

It's probably best you stop looking a social media for the next 8 days and just trust Uncle Tony.
He always looks at the big picture and has never let us down.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Pretty chilled about the prospect, we have enough to see us through the season.

Is the wrong answer.

We need a winger, a left back, a right back and OBVIOUSLY a proven striker.

And a replacent for @b.w.2. No a f***ing peep out of him during this critical moment when our club is literally on its knees, in the worst crisis of modern times.

Not a peep.

Oh, hang on. I have him on ignore.

As you were

 

[Rogero]

Bedshite Shirley

 

[WhingForPresident]

This is why they gave us super absorbent towels in our MyAlbion+ packs 🫠

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Guilty as charged Harry. You can see why i failed O level English!

I got a grade 5. I occasionally seem Thesaural only thanks to spellcheck.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Spelling police Shirley?

Bugger, yes

 

[Coxovi]

Bone dry, but yes I would like a new DM and another CB if available.

 

[Knockaert Punch]

Pretty chilled about the prospect, we have enough to see us through the season.

Are you kidding? See us through to what, 15th?

 

[Knocky's Nose]

Apparently :

"noun An obsolete form of sheet . noun The shad. noun An obsolete or dialectal form of shote . Apparently, trim, or some such sense."

Can't forgive "Mattrass" though. I've called the grammar police and I hope they give you a sly dig in the ribs when they throw you in the cell....

 

[Sheebo]

Such a lame / tacky / shitty (pissy?) analogy this ‘bedwetter’ one that’s creeped in. Just don’t like it.

PS - I’ve never even pissed the bed after a skin full like most people have before you accuse me of wetting the bed til I was 15 you ****s

 

[The Wizard]

Sheats? You Sharted as well then?