Megazone
On his last warning
Don't be silly. I think he just shagged her?
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[Football] Beckham Rumours?
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Don't be silly. I think he just shagged her?
Jackthelad
Well-known member
- Mar 31, 2010
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Knocking off means killing by the way.
Megazone
On his last warning
Yes, and getting knocked up means getting pregnant..... by the way.
I know, I know....boo hoo must be so hard being a multi-millionaire who is idolised by his country and has had a great football career, and nor am I defending marital infidelity BUT...
David Beckham is much better looking than Victoria Beckham - wasn't the truth when they met but it certainly is now - and he must have very attractive women pretty much throwing themselves at him all the time. That must be tricky.
David Beckham is much better looking than Victoria Beckham - wasn't the truth when they met but it certainly is now - and he must have very attractive women pretty much throwing themselves at him all the time. That must be tricky.
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Taybha
Whalewhine
Yes it is .
Cowfold Seagull
Fan of the 17 bus
Or the simple fact that he is far more popular than her now. The Spice who?
Megazone
On his last warning
There's probably too many mirrors in their household for him to do that.
Jackthelad
Well-known member
- Mar 31, 2010
- 1,075
So he got her pregnant then killed her...the plot thickens, where is Poirot when you need him.
Weststander
Well-known member
Explains why the stick insect wife looked as miserable as sin at the Royal Wedding.
Wait, she always looks like that.
Wait, she always looks like that.
Not Andy Naylor
Well-known member
On the contrary, she has a reasonable career as a designer. He’s just an ex-player who doesn’t even run a pub.
Sussex Nomad
Well-known member
He said nanny.
Ernest
Stupid IDIOT
I knew something was up when I saw Posh in the Cliftonville this morning having a LARGE Full English with EXTRA tomatoes
Brok
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- Dec 26, 2011
- 4,373
Posh Spice is a slapper
She just can't get enough
David says "Not now, dear,
you're looking a bit rough"
Megazone
On his last warning
Posh Spice is a slapper
She stinks of toxic poo
and when she's shagging Beckham
He screams Rebecca Loo
She stinks of toxic poo
and when she's shagging Beckham
He screams Rebecca Loo
Stuck on the train.
Lower West Stander
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Wonder how Simon Fuller will handle this?
Need to be careful what I say but their splitting up wouldn’t surprise me at all. Problem is it destroys the brand if it happened now.
And it’s no secret his income bailed out her “business” which is just a glorified ego trip.
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Need to be careful what I say but their splitting up wouldn’t surprise me at all. Problem is it destroys the brand if it happened now.
And it’s no secret his income bailed out her “business” which is just a glorified ego trip.
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Brightonfan1983
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Excellent!