Beach volleyball caption competition

[Theatre of Trees]

Captions please

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Commentary from the world's first transvestite beach volleyball tournament:

'... and the batsman's holding the bowler's willy'






(No that really doesn't work at all. Sorry. Taxi for Hark!)

 

[Kryten]

One bending down: I've never seen it like that before.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

*SPLURT*

 

[Gazwag]

Girl on left

My God, you've got one hell of a hair lice problem

 

[Happy Seagull]

Girl on right "I don't know about you, but i'm stumped as to how the ball ended up in there"

 

[Lush]

"Dear God, please may we have clean buttocks. Amen."

 

[GNF on Tour]

Does my bum look big in this?

 

[Biscuit]

DISASTER STRIKES AS ATHLETE TAKES VOLLEYBALL TO GUT..

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

the one on the right

'oh rite i see what u mean about waxing giving a nicer finish'

 

[Gazwag]

Why won't you believe me, I'm not Mirriam (sp?) from that sky programme, please don;t make me prove it

 

[Pevenseagull]

So it's not just the everyone in the crowd who aren't here 'cause they're interested in volleyball.

 

[GNF on Tour]

The one on the left says:

"I had a dream about Adam Virgo last night"

The one one the right replies

"that hunky piece of Brighton man flesh can take me like this anytime"

er...yeah, I think I can post that without getting banned.

 

[magoo]

In some countries, spitting on the back of the head is considered to bring good luck.

 

[Tazman]

"This sand gets EVERYWHERE" !

 

[dougdeep]

"Who decided to move this game to the beach, you've got crabs!"

 

[London Calling]

Girl on right " I wondered what that smell was..........I thought it was the shit lorry"