Banned list

[Dave the OAP]

"Lets Do Lunch"

So you are going to cook for us are you you pretentious wanker

 

[Dr Q]

......gate, to describe any scandle etc.

 

[Buzzer]

sone good examples, personally when blokes on here regularly use the word "raped" out of context I find very offensive, other than that, not a lot

Is it any worse than murdered?

 

[maffew]

Is it any worse than murdered?

dunno, I see what you mean, but I personally dont find "we murdered Millwall 3-0" as offensive as "we raped Millwall 3-0"

 

[tip top]

fatoomsh

 

[Lush]

(As used by the Friends generation.... )

"Can I get a... "

As in "Can I get a cappuchino?"

I don't know, can you? What's wrong with "please may I have?" It sounds kind of disrespectful/rude/demanding American-ish.

The phrase 'Can I get a.." should only ever be followed by the word 'Witness.'

 

[Lokki 7]

The phrase 'Can I get a.." should only ever be followed by the word 'Witness.'

Or, "reeeewind".

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

......gate, to describe any scandle etc.

i concur

 

[Buzzer]

except Dessie-gate. I have fond memories of that.

 

[Icy Gull]

(As used by the Friends generation.... )

"Can I get a... "

As in "Can I get a cappuchino?"

I don't know, can you? What's wrong with "please may I have?" It sounds kind of disrespectful/rude/demanding American-ish.

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"Can I have" is interpreted by Americans as wanting a freebie - "No you can't have but you can pay for" is a response I've had a few times in the States.

 

[Simster]

Anyone who apologies it and clearly doesn't mean it.

 

[colinpants]

"Hi you guys", when used by middle class female students.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

"Your call is important to us so please hold"

 

[Theatre of Trees]

"Hi you guys", when used by middle class female students.

Add 'wicked' from that posh bint list as well.

 

[British Bulldog]

" I'm not trying to sell you anything " As said by every roving salesman that pesters me at my front door.

 

[Freddie Goodwin.]

When my mrs is boring me with the same conversation for the umpteenth time, I daren't look as though I'm not listening so count how many times she uses the phrases...
"at the end of the day" & "to be honest with you" Jackpot when she uses them together.

From football pundits it has to be "It's a big ask". Only makes sense if you take it with T.

 

[Tom Bombadil]

I would ban the use of"the peoples" to describe anything. A more accurate phrase would be "the readers of the dailies Mail & Express". e.g.

She was the readers of the dailies Mail & Express's Princess.

 

[dougdeep]

So she turned round and said, and then I turned round and said.............

 

[hans kraay fan club]

'for me' as used by that twat Andy Gray. 'He's done brilliantly there for me'

No he hasn't Andy. He's done brilliantly for himself, for his team-mates, for his club, maybe even for the fans. He's not done it for you, mate.

 

[pasty]

Stevie G - the phrase, not the footballer. Makes him sound like some hip-hop-rappy-dj-type bloke.