Banned from buying a Goldfish at 56yrs of age/Pets At Home!!!

[cornish seagull]

Sorry got called away by the old Trout.

That was Pollocks my friend

 

[Kumquat]

You need a fish licence too. It's ok though just to buy a dog licence, cross the word dog out and write fish in crayon.

 

[Kumquat]

That was Pollocks my friend

No need to carp. Salmon this site might get offended.

 

[cornish seagull]

Bored with all this so I'm off to read 'salmon Ruskie and his latest book 'satanic Perches' Beat that!

 

[smeariestbat]

[MENTION=20569]Benjyman1990[/MENTION] thread for you pal

 

[Kumquat]

Bored with all this so I'm off to read 'salmon Ruskie and his latest book 'satanic Perches' Beat that!

I hake that book. All about Cod isn't it?

 

[cornish seagull]

I hake that book. All about Cod isn't it?

And the winner is?

 

[The Peanut Roaster]

I feel your pain, maybe just pour food coloring in their tanks.

Won't that make them harder to drive?

 

[Woodchip]

Got 2 Guinea pigs from Pets At Home for my 8 year old daughters birthday. 1 lasted a week, as Lord Bracknell said it introduced her to death at an early age.

Times have changed, a few years ago you could go to the fun fair, throw a few darts and win 1 of 100 hanging up in tiny plastic bags.

That's no way to keep a Guinea Pig.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

That's no way to keep a Guinea Pig.

 

[Chris45]

Guess I'd be giving my age away if I said I remember the rag and bone man giving them away as a young lad.

 

[Perkino]

Having pets is tragic! you'll be better off without

 

[jevs]

Who said keeping trops was hard. My 5 foot planted tank

 

[Jack Straw]

My 5" planted tank.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

You need a fish licence too. It's ok though just to buy a dog licence, cross the word dog out and write fish in crayon.

Unless its a dogfish. Obviously.

 

[Shegull]

Find the nearest fun fair - win a goldfish - no questions asked

 

[Dave the OAP]

My 5" planted tank.

That s one of the funniest posts I have ever seen on here

 

[Dave the OAP]

This thread is GOLD. Even the mrs is in tears.

Prizes to wood chip for his guinea pig comments

 

[Titus]

Goldfish jam - not convinced !!!!

If you go to Holland You'll find Hamster Jam.

 

[Seat Stealer]

Find the nearest fun fair - win a goldfish - no questions asked

Then you can swallow them whole for a bet.......just like a guy I knew did after winning fish at a fair. Cod he was ill.