Bale finally signs 100m euros!

[Beach Hut]

Maybe.

Though Bale, to his credit, has always given the impression he's slightly more intelligent than your average footballer. He seems pretty quiet- you don't see him falling out of clubs at 3am or getting caught up with blonde gold-diggers looking for a story to sell.

I think he might just do better than most British players abroad- I bet he's already learning the language, which will make a huge difference. He's not going to be like Ian "It's like being in a foreign country" Rush.

Or do what Chris Waddle did in Marseille when he sat down for a meal / interview with a journo and poured himself a glass of vinegar and said - "This is champion and what life in Marseille is all about"

 

[Basil Fawlty]

The saga has finally ended, now to watch him maybe flop in the La Liga this season.

 

[Triggaaar]

Southampton will be rubbing their hands together
NOT!