There's a new band in heaven. Lemmy on bass, Glenn Frey on guitar, Bowie on vocals...
And on Keays, Cecil Parkinson!
And on Keays, Cecil Parkinson!
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Bad taste joke of the day
- Thread starter El Presidente
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More just 'bad' than 'bad taste', no?
Whilst I appreciate that there may well be music in heaven, I very much doubt that you will have been able to verify the authenticity of this "new band", unless of course you have some spiritual medium connection to the afterlife.
I am very much a sceptic of these things, and call foul.
I am very much a sceptic of these things, and call foul.
I'm more concerned with the prospect of Cecil Parkinson diddling Richard Keays.
I guess Big Cecil liked 'em furry.
Nathan
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- Jan 8, 2010
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I'm not sure he did.
el punal
Well-known member
The Grateful Dead?
Parkinson going to heaven?? Not sure what our resident, foaming-at-the-mouth, looney lefties would make of that suggestion!?
When did Sara Keays die?
Ernest
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There are a few other things that don't stack up too. For a start Lemmy did vocals as well didn't he? He's not just going to give that gig up the second Bowie breezes through the pearly gates in his man's frock. And that's before you start to deconstruct the argument of whether heaven actually exists or is just a spiritual abstract concept that's been simplified for the sake of book sales.
And why the heck would Lemmy and Bowie hang out with Cecil Parkinson in the afterlife even if it properly existed? It's not like they were mates down here. Wouldn't Cecil be searching out Maggie so that they could collar the celestial free market in arms sales? I doubt he even likes rock music to be frank.
The whole story has more holes in it than JFK (who may or may not be DJing).
Mutts Nuts
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- Oct 30, 2011
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These posts following jokes are ****ing stupid what is the point you are trying to make
Pathetic comment. I don't suppose many people (among those who believe in Heaven and Hell anyway) would have backed Lemmy to get past St. Peter either. On the other hand, you probably believe Thatcher is up there, so that can probably explain everything..........
Bruntburger
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I'd rather hang with Elvis and Marilyn
He probably believes Thatcher's now running the place.
God help us! How much are the shares being flogged off for?
JC Footy Genius
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- Jun 9, 2015
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To be fair I've heard she's turned the place around and stopped all that the meek shall inherit the earth nonsense. You only get your wings if you work hard and take responsibility for your actions rather than expecting someone else's son to atone for your sins.
Bearing in mind the place was supposedly heaven by name and heaven by nature, turning it around might not have been a good thing!
If she is up there and running things she would have sold all the harps and the Pearly gates off by now.
I suspect she is in hell though.