Avatar Trumps!

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Rules:

Pit your Avatar against other NSC'ers in a fight to the death!

Rules: Your Avatar must do battle with its immediate predecessor the winner is decided by the next poster who then does battle with the victor etc etc. based on the following criteria:

Style (max of 5 points)
Humour (max of 5 points)
Lewdness (max if 5 points)
Hardness (max of 5 points)
How Albion is it? (Max of 5 points)

Women contestants: As most of you use pictures of yourselves as Avatars a discretionary "How you doin?" point can be awarded by the judge.


Let battle commence....


Laydeeez and Gentlemen, the undisputed Heavyweight champion of the woooorld...Hillbillys Seagull!!

 

[Bluejuice]

My Ruskie smiley would kick your gull's backside

 

[Mendoza]

It will never beat the power of the pink tie/REMF trophy combo

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Menoza, you have to judge betweem me and BJ>>>>>

 

[Mendoza]

Ok,

Guns dont kill people, rappers do........Seagull WINS

 

[Eastleigh Seagull]

Surely one of the worlds most renowned terrorists (although he is now caught) has to win this.

 

[maffew]

HillBilly

Style 4
Humour 2
Lewdness 2
Hardness 2
How Albion is it?4
Total 14

Mendoza
Style 4
Humour 1
Lewdness 2
Hardness 2
How Albion is it? 4
Total 13

Winner HillBilly

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Hans scores MAXIMUM points in STYLE, HARDNESS and ALBION-NESS.

:winner:

 

[Marshy]

Mendoza Beats Eastleigh Seagull.
He's right....pink tie and REMF trophy ensures a points victory

This is getting confusing

 

[maffew]

oh am I playing it wrong?

 

[footychick]

I don't get it

 

[Gully]

Can I join in then, fancy my chances against Jonny Wilkinson.

 

[Curious Orange]

Family Fortunes all over again...

maffew

Style 2
Humour 0
Lewdness 0
Hardness 2
How Albion is it?0
Total 4

Hans Kraay Fan Club
Style 4
Humour 1
Lewdness 0
Hardness 5
How Albion is it? 5
Total 15

Winner = Hans Kraay Fan Club

 

[Yoda]

Well, I'll never win, will I?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Right stop pushing, it is now me vs. Hans "shitbag" Kraay to be decided by whoever posted after Hans...

 

[Dave the OAP]

i met jesus.....tops you all

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Mendoza Beats Eastleigh Seagull.
He's right....pink tie and REMF trophy ensures a points victory

This is getting confusing

Me or Hans "Bollocks" Kraay Marshy...you the judge.

 

[Nibble]

Martin Riggs must win over Hans. A vietnam vet, a sharpshooter, a loose cannon who is always having to defend his screwball antics to the comissioner, a lone wolf. A maverick. Crazy man who is a hit with the ladies.

 

[Pigsy]

I think my Lee Steel pic ticks all the boxes.