augustin and cristian

[turienzo's lovechild]

what kind of players do you want them to be?

i hope that augustin is a FILTHY central midfielder who everyone else HATES because he's so damn EVIL, but we all love him because of his tenacity and insane passing ability

as for cristian, well i'm hoping for a tricky winger, not too bothered about pace but i'm hoping that he dishes out the skills like there's no tomorrow...plus i hope he DIVES like a true argentinian forward

 

[Buzzer]

I want someone that we love and the opposition hate. Really hate. Hate with a passion.

So yes, lots of cheating, lots of diving and lots of making lumbering defences look silly.

 

[Everest]

what kind of players do you want them to be?

Winners

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

oooh, and i hope cristian has some sort of flair celebration, perhaps involving a MASK or something

running over to the other teams fans with a ZORRO mask after twatting one home from 30 yards, after spending the whole game winding them up by DIVING and making their right back look like a damn fool with his crazy skills

 

[BALDISBEAUTIFUL]

Have a look on You Tube, very exciting prospects.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

of course, it's 'agustin' not augustin

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

hopefully all opposition midfielders will SHIT THEMSELVES before playing us because they know they're going home without intact ankles because BATTI'S GONNA GET YA

 

[Super Gus!]

i think baz is the new messi and batti the new simeone

 

[Notters]

They look far from nasty in the official photo.

 

[windowlicker]

BATTI'S GONNA GET YA

That's gotta be sung

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

That's gotta be sung

just after he's left a broken and bloody CORPSE on the floor writhing in pain, crying for his mummy, as agustin struts off with an evil grin on his face

we will sing that song as a warning to his victims team mates who are yet to be acquainted with agustins studs

 

[Laughing Gravy]

This guys touches are very good. Love the way he curls his foot around the ball.

Flairmungustastic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qER73HY0Zas

 

[Sergei Gotsmanov]

The thing that would worry me about the clip is that he seems to have an amazing amount of time and space in the middle of the park. He won't get that in League 1. That was also the problem for Arismendi. Am sure he is a decent player in the right environment. Hendry also said last season that it is harder to play in Lge1 than the prem due to pace of the game etc.

 

[daveinprague]

Hope he adapts to League One. He had plenty of time in those videos.

after seeing Sergeis post...
dammit, you beat me to it. Dont think he will get that much time in league one.

 

[glasfryn]

the opposition are going to hate him and Mr sparrow will give him some protection reminds me just a little of Glen Hoddle

 

[Napper]

Got 2 good feet in those videos.

No idea of the standard of opposition. We've had players who look world beaters in pre season before so could be misleading

Looks to have something about him though

 

[Mendoza]

I want them to be so good tht they are blamed for England failing to qualify for Euro2012

 

[Rookie]

so good that this places goes into absolute meltdown when come this time next year we didn't secure long term contracts and they have both gone to Athletico Madrid (or some similar sized Spanish team) and we are saying we won't miss them anyway