Athletics. Top tip for us to win gold.

[Franks Wild Years]

I'm watching the athletics whilst working from home and I've just had an idea. The womens hammer and shot participants all seem to be rather large angry ladies.
When visiting Asda the other day (I know, I know, but its close and sometimes one has to do these things) I noticed rather a lot of large angry ladies. Surely these ladies could be encouraged by Seb Coe to take up one of these throwing sports.

We'd bloody walk it.


Well, waddle it at least.

Anyone else have any usefull sporting tips ?

 

[Hampden Park]

fat chance, matey

 

[REDLAND]

yer, don't eat yellow snow ..

 

[Simster]

Anyone else have any usefull sporting tips ?

Yes. It's about time we invented another one, so that we could be world champions at it for a week or so before all the other countries learnt the rules.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Yes. It's about time we invented another one, so that we could be world champions at it for a week or so before all the other countries learnt the rules.

like the hop, skip and a jump ?

 

[Simster]

International hop scotch.

 

[Buzzer]

binge drinking.

Relays, mixed doubles (pun intended), marathon, triathlon, pentathlon, decathlon etc etc..and ready for London it could be along the Hackney murder mile or Old Kent Road and combine with men and women's wrestling, hurling (pun, again, intended), shooting


We'd clean up if it were declared a sport. Bloody yanks and Aussies wouldn't stand a chance.

 

[Tooting Gull]

Ultimate Pissed Fighting

No training needed. Just walk out to any city centre on a Saturday night, and hand out the golds. Which they could then start hitting each other with again.

Stick Rule Britannia on the juke box, and everyone can go home proud.

 

[Stat Brother]

I, in fact, we all, can to be the British Pole Vaulter.

Go to Japan, take in the sights, step out onto the track, fail 5 metres 40 on 3 seperate occasions, then come home.

Job done, thank you very much, now where's my next all expenses trip going to be.