ASDA Scam

[Simster]

Dunno how many of you shop at ASDA, but this may be useful to know.

I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me as I am a victim of the latest scam at a mall while shopping. This happened at the ASDA Shopping Mall and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam
works:

Two good looking 18 year old girls come to your car as you are leaving while your are placing your packages on the floor of the front seat.
One starts wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex while the other comes to your window saying "Hi" while bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse. It will be impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and beg you for a ride to another Mall.

You agree and tell them to sit in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday.


Be careful.

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

 

[theweasel]

i'm off to do the shopping !

 

[captainmorganrum]

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

I went to Lidl looking for the same service.

 

[Easy 10]

Quality.

 

[Hiney]

Marvellous

 

[Knightsworld]

I went to Lidl looking for the same service.

Would of been about 14 years old with a kid at Lidl.

 

[Virgo's Haircut]

I think I'm going to the wrong ASDA.

 

[The Timekeeper]

Good one

 

[surrey jim]

I think I'm going to the wrong ASDA.

me too

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

Would of been about 14 years old with a kid at Lidl.

Then again, tried at Waitrose. I have taken out a clubcard application!

 

[ManOnTheRun]

Never happens at Hollingbury ... Maybe I should try the Marina!

 

[GUNTER]

You get three for two at Sainsburys.

 

[Les Biehn]

Try morrisons, their a bit ropey but won't take nearly so much of your money.

 

[Chicken Run]

f*** me I had a hard on reading that

 

[Hampden Park]

Dunno how many of you shop at ASDA, but this may be useful to know.

I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me as I am a victim of the latest scam at a mall while shopping. This happened at the ASDA Shopping Mall and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam
works:

Two good looking 18 year old girls come to your car as you are leaving while your are placing your packages on the floor of the front seat.
One starts wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex while the other comes to your window saying "Hi" while bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse. It will be impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and beg you for a ride to another Mall.

You agree and tell them to sit in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday.


Be careful.

Weekend Wanker

 

[London Calling]

in the co-op you would have got a 100 stamps

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Blow-job at ASDA ain't half as good as the threesome full intercourse you can now get a M&S !!

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Most of the halfwits up Hollingbury Asda look like they've dropped on their heads at birth.