As we are all being so PC on here today..

[Man of Harveys]

I'm sorry to bounce this but I just spent far more time than is healthy making other people on the train home last night think that I was stark staring mad by chulcking away to myself at the "What sort of man BULLIES dwarves? Mark McGhee" japery - I can't think of a funnier NSC moment EVER. Chaps, consider the hat tipped and the cap doffed.

 

[seagully]

So what's a goblin then?

 

[Guinness Boy]

I'm sorry to bounce this but I just spent far more time than is healthy making other people on the train home last night think that I was stark staring mad by chulcking away to myself at the "What sort of man BULLIES dwarves? Mark McGhee" japery - I can't think of a funnier NSC moment EVER. Chaps, consider the hat tipped and the cap doffed.

Tooting provided the raking 45 yard pass. I just tapped it in to the empty net.

 

[Braders]

not bad for a short clip..

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

hehehe they have little arms and legs.

 

[Tooting Gull]

Tooting provided the raking 45 yard pass. I just tapped it in to the empty net.

*In Smashie and Nicey 'no, but you're a great DJ' stylee*

I think you're underselling your contribution there, Guinness. You turned a hopeful punt up the line into a cut inside, beat three players and smash it into the top corner.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

That has got to make 39 posts worth reading now.

 

[Da Man Clay]

Hilarious thread

 

[Hungry Joe]

I think the pc term is PORG (person of restricted growth). That really little fella is a right nutter isn't he? No wonder he gets the girl.

On a similar subject has anyone still got a link to that Elf Bowling game? That was class.

 

[Man of Harveys]

NSC Gold shoe-in, surely?

 

[Tooting Gull]

I think the pc term is PORG (person of restricted growth). That really little fella is a right nutter isn't he? No wonder he gets the girl.

On a similar subject has anyone still got a link to that Elf Bowling game? That was class.

I first came across that term PORG in one of the more hilarious Tom Sharpe books, Ancestral Vices I think. I fear that particular author has a lot to answer for, probably shouldn't be handed out to impressionable teenagers.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

I first came across that term PORG in one of the more hilarious Tom Sharpe books, Ancestral Vices I think. I fear that particular author has a lot to answer for, probably shouldn't be handed out to impressionable teenagers.

........ but the book covers put them off surely ......

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

they look like old babies

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

 

[Gerbil]

f***ing hysterical
funny how you can take the piss out of people with disabilities on here but the minute something's posted that is slightly anti minority like the thread about that RAGHEAD cricketer the whole f***ing board collapses.

NSC the Original home of double standards

 

[Lokki 7]

f***ing hysterical
funny how you can take the piss out of people with disabilities on here but the minute something's posted that is slightly anti minority like the thread about that RAGHEAD cricketer the whole f***ing board collapses.

NSC the Original home of double standards

Yes, because NSC is one person.

 

[tedebear]

Yes, because NSC is one person.

It must be female with all the flounce, and double floucing happening!

 

[Lokki 7]

It must be female with all the flounce, and double floucing happening!

Or because the tits get all the attention?

 

[Gerbil]

Or because the tits get all the attention?

Most of the TITS seem to start the threads

 

[Leekbrookgull]

Ok,funny sure,however reckon the whole thing is a set-up.