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bhanutz

Well-known member
Aug 23, 2005
5,999
THATS IT I AM NEVER GOING TO POST AGAIN!

BYE!!!

(please sart a thread begging me to stay)!
 




Man of Harveys

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
18,895
Brighton, UK
Buzzer said:
so what's an elf?
A French oil company which merged with Total and Fina?
 






Buzzer

Languidly Clinical
Oct 1, 2006
26,121
But if Total and Fina merged that would make Fotal.

Or Tina.

I wonder if any dwarves are called Tina?

Quick google reveals about 66,000 entries.

....and midgets called Tina?

Google reveals 93,300 entries.

Proof, then, that 9 out of 10 flouncers are midgets called Tina.
 


Tooting Gull

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
11,033
Man of Harveys said:
:lolol: :lolol: :bowdown: :bowdown:

Funniest two days on NSC EVER.

Have to agree. Just can't stop laughing at this thread. Mark McGhee, and midgets/elves - superb posts.
 






tedebear

Legal Alien
NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
17,117
In my computer
Buzzer said:
But if Total and Fina merged that would make Fotal.

Or Tina.

I wonder if any dwarves are called Tina?

Quick google reveals about 66,000 entries.

....and midgets called Tina?

Google reveals 93,300 entries.

Proof, then, that 9 out of 10 flouncers are midgets called Tina.

Do they drive cars needing Elf Petrol?
 










Moshe Gariani

Well-known member
Mar 10, 2005
12,204
Titanic said:
That's as maybe, but you can't paddle a gnu.
banal teenager...
 










Moshe Gariani

Well-known member
Mar 10, 2005
12,204
Titanic said:
Who are you calling a banal, nipper ?! :angry:
shouldn't you have left by now?
 






Titanic

Super Moderator
Helpful Moderator
Jul 5, 2003
39,931
West Sussex
Moshe Gariani said:
shouldn't you have left by now?

Sadly not... another hour of undiluted joy, followed by a weary trudge home along the A272, to collect #1 son from rugby, before finally settling in the bosom of my family at around 8:30.
 


Buzzer

Languidly Clinical
Oct 1, 2006
26,121
Interestingly enough googling midget gnus returns 2170 entries whereas googling dwarf gnus returns a whopping 42400 entries.

I think we can say with some certainty that gnus are NOT flouncers.
 


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