[Misc] Are you or have you ever been a "backdoor man"? Share your experiences.

[marlowe]

For those of you not familiar with the expression it's not a euphemism for anal intercourse but actually means a man who is having an affair with another man's wife or girlfriend, usually conducted in the couple's home when the man is out the house, such as at work etc..... as in sneaking in through the backdoor as he leaves through the front.

If you are or have ever been a "backdoor man" do you have any stories of close escapes, hiding naked in cupboards or actually getting caught inflagrante when the husband or boyfriend arrives home unexpectedly.

Alternatively you might have previously been cuckolded by a "backdoor man" and would like to share your experiences.

Meanwhile here are a couple of versions of the song in which such behaviour was immortalised.

https://youtu.be/uk_ilymWo4s

https://youtu.be/aVIA1n5ng4Y

 

[Gregory2Smith1]

I believe the expression is used in

Whole Lotta Love

 

[Mancgull]

Whole Lotta Love, Led Zepplin 'shake for me girl, I wanna be your back door man', and to answer your question, 'no'.

 

[AmexRuislip]

What happens when you live in a one bedroom house or flat
What's it called then?

 

[maltaseagull]

Roll on August.

 

[marlowe]

What happens when you live in a one bedroom house or flat
What's it called then?

Living very dangerously, as I imagine escape routes are more limited or precarious.

 

[GT49er]

For those of you not familiar with the expression it's not a euphemism for anal intercourse but actually means a man who is having an affair with another man's wife or girlfriend, usually conducted in the couple's home when the man is out the house, such as at work etc..... as in sneaking in through the backdoor as he leaves through the front.

If you are or have ever been a "backdoor man" do you have any stories of close escapes, hiding naked in cupboards or actually getting caught inflagrante when the husband or boyfriend arrives home unexpectedly.

Alternatively you might have previously been cuckolded by a "backdoor man" and would like to share your experiences.

You do know that you can just watch porn on the internet, including enactments of the circumstances you describe, don't you?

 

[marlowe]

You do know that you can just watch porn on the internet, including enactments of the circumstances you describe, don't you?

I'm perfectly content with my Robin Askwith box set.

 

[LamieRobertson]

What happens when you live in a one bedroom house or flat
What's it called then?

Are you asking on behalf of your missus

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Sorry to disappoint the OP but I think you'll find a 'backdoor man' is someone who favours the tradesman's entrance.

In the ghetto, where the blues songs originated, folk didn't have back doors. They were lucky to have a front doors.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Are you asking on behalf of your missus

Oh Lamie, your such a tease.
I bet you're a right card at the annual Shoreham grasscutter Christmas do



Evening

 

[LamieRobertson]

Oh Lamie, your such a tease.
I bet you're a right card at the annual Shoreham grasscutter Christmas do



Evening

At work?

I’ve given this some thought ....I was ‘involved’ once and it was a one bedroom flat...but as the husband was doing the same I used the front door and didn’t have to scale the building and climb in the window

 

[el punal]

Has anyone tried a cat flap?

 

[AmexRuislip]

At work?

I’ve given this some thought ....I was ‘involved’ once and it was a one bedroom flat...but as the husband was doing the same I used the front door and didn’t have to scale the building and climb in the window

Answer to Q1: No
Answer to Q2: I'm guessing you used to be a lothario!

 

[LamieRobertson]

Has anyone tried a cat flap?

Is that a euphemism

 

[LamieRobertson]

Answer to Q1: No
Answer to Q2: I'm guessing you used to be a lothario!

I had to google that....it was more like a Mrs Robinson situation

 

[daveinplzen]

We (KTL sound system) were doing a dance at the Richmond Pub upstairs, and I had started a relationship, that ended up being a 20 year relationship with a woman I had become close to. I was married. Gussie P from Gussie P records picked up the mic and said.. ''Dave and Eve, undercover lovers''. Couldnt believe my ears as my wife was in the dance, as was the womans current boyfriend (a body-builder). Unbelievably, neither noticed.

 

[AmexRuislip]

I had to google that....it was more like a Mrs Robinson situation

I've been talking to [MENTION=1200]Harry Wilson's tackle[/MENTION] too many BIG WORDS for my liking

 

[el punal]

Is that a euphemism

I reckon so. Now where is Mrs.Slocombe’s pussy?

 

[marlowe]

I believe the expression is used in

Whole Lotta Love

Whole Lotta Love, Led Zepplin 'shake for me girl, I wanna be your back door man'...

And also in Led Zep's "Since I've Been Lovin You"

"....I open my front door, hear my back door slam,
You must have one of them new fangled back door man. "...